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    Yo, Vancouver is kind of tight

    in Channel Zero

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    Reuben, who are you?

    I kind of lost track of everyone after the first outtage.

     

    I wasn't planning on being here.. I was supposed to be passing through, but I had to convince other countries that I'm cool, which means a dance off, followed by tongue twisters.

     

    I did convince them how cool, I am, but I'm stuck here another night, igf you want to chill, get at me.

     

    Van. is kinda pricey... you can get cheap eats alright, but I haven't found a pint under $4. I've been talking to a bunch of Scottish dudes that came to ski and hunt for yellow poon; whenever they 'settle' for scottish poon, thery get rejected.

     

    good stuff.

    I am a dirty mother fucker.............

    in Channel Zero

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    I was in a hot tub w/ some chick. She basically told me she was a hoe and down to fuck, "I juat like sex." She tried to kiss me, and I told her I wasn't down. Still, I felt kind of sorry for her, so I offered to feel up titties while she rubbed one out. This went for a while, I ended up slipping her some duece dueces for a whiule after, but still didn't feel right about letting her touch me (there was a joke/rumor that she fucked my uncle). We finished, she said, "wow, I owe you head for like and hour."

     

    I went back inside, my uncle was there, like "where's old girl?" I was just like, "I think she left." She cleaned up all the empty cans and stuff in the backyard while IU went to sleep.

     

    Owe, and her roommate was my date the day before, and didn't wear panties.

     

    sincerly,

     

    vanity

    Yo, Vancouver is kind of tight

    in Channel Zero

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    Most folks seem chill, and I'm nit considered shady for wearing a hoodie... Madd asian hoes, and I've never seen so many white dudes walking around w/ G-unit/Ecko hoodies & fat-laced adidas... which is is wierd, because every place I've seen has been either a bar playing nothing but rock, or a club w/ the ooontz oontz and a huge line out front.

     

    Ol' girl at Nelson's cafe hooked it up w/ the free drinks though, so i can't complain... I'm not even supposed t o be here. I'm supposed to be in China, w/ girls shaking ass for me.... payce

     

    van diesel

    Alien vs. Predator 2

    in Channel Zero

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    I have to disagree w/ all this.. this movie was fucking awesome. I wasn't expecting some deep shit. Yeah, it wasn't eerie or w/ the same feel as the other alien movies, but you have Predator in that bitch.

     

    Moreover, half the Alien movies were about how they couldn't let this shit get to Earth because that would be the end, and it takes place on Earth. What other mainstream movies show a pregnant woman's belly explode and a maternity ward getting merked....... this was awesome, kid!

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