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Vanity

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  1. I was out at a bar this one time, and I met this banging chick that I got along w/ real well. I went back to her place because she had a hot tub, and we were going to drink some more. We started making out, I took off her top and bottom, then got up and took off my trunks. She looked down and said, "Who do you think you're going to please w/ that thing?" I smiled and replied, "Me!" badump bump.

     

    When I was in junior high, I jerked off onto a piece of gum, let it dry, wrapped it up, and gave it to some venezualan chick w/ huge tits.

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  2. when i was in highschool, there was some club for black males... i forget the name,and there was actually some guy from singapore that was a member as well. However, my boy brian (black), was always trying to get the white folks to start a similar club, because he saw it as fairer... and he totally planned on joining both clubs.

     

    I was in the no homers club.

     

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  3. i remember MSN, back in like... 95/96, they had some virtual chat, where you picked a 2d avatar, and you could go around a 3d environment and holler at folks.

     

    my avatar was a dog. you could make facial expressions, and one of the dog's was a tongue sticking out.

     

    some girl kept asking me to use it on her pussy.... it was weird, but i did it. bahahaah

  4. *This has a lot to do with me being a pretty shy guy who won't bother talking to a girl when every other drunk dude at the bar is trying to flirt. Like I'm too good or something...

     

    I'm the same way.. plus, I figure she gets hollered at all day, and there's a lot of dudes out there w/ more money, better looks, but mostly willing to work harder for it than me... plus they pretty much all smoke, and that deads it for me as well.

     

    Dear Poe,

     

    The dilemma de moue,

    I'm moving out of the country in a few months for a number of years. Since news of this has been known, a number of female friends of mine have come forward w/ their love for me. I try to do the right thing and not lead them on, so as not to hurt them when I leave (they are friends.... and I wouldn't mind hollering at some under different circumstances), however, by my trying to do the right thing, that just reiterates what a big deal i am and reinforces their love of Vanity.

     

    oh, what am i to do?

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