IRON CHEF

BETTER YET, WHY IS KADE ALWAYS THE FLAT TIRE ON OUR CAR?

WHY ARE YOU STILL BREATHING?

SO WHEN YOU SMOKED THIS CRACK, WAS IT OUT OF TIN-FOIL OR A GLASS-DICK?

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ARE'NT YOU DRY-SNITCHING RIGHT NOW?

NO COMMENT. TPBM: WILL NAME SOME OF THEIR HOBBIES:

BUT WHAT ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WEARING RED?

WHY IS THE JUNIOR-MEMBER GIVING ANSWERS IN THE "ANSWER A QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION" SUPERTHREAD?

WHAT IF ..Rolls_Royce.. MAKES YOU?

DO PEOPLE NEED TO BE ON YOUR FREIND-LIST TO BE ABLE TO VIEW THAT?

WELL CAN'T YOU DO THAT IN INVISIBLE INK, TO KEEP IT PRIVATE?

FACT OR FICTION, SHOULD THIS REALLY BE DISCUSSED ON THE NET?

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY?

FALSE. TPBM: HAS DONE THE ANAL ON A CHICK BEFORE AND WILL NOW TALK BREIFLY ABOUT THAT ENCOUNTER:

TRUE TPBM: HAS HOES IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES.

DID KADE_ONE JUST PRIVATE MESSAGE YOU?

AREN'T YOU THE ONLY ONE HAVING BEEF WITH MR ..Rolls_Royce.. ?

SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET IT GO AND MOVE ON?

WHAT's THAT SCREEN-NAME BASED FROM CHAMP?

SO NOW YOU'RE REQUESTING THAT I PUT ON A UNIFORM AND GET ROUGH WITH YOU,,,, THAT'S QUITE HOMOSEXUAL OF YOU, RIGHT?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A "TRAP" IS, LITTLE GUY?

Man Busted Masturbating On Flight While Shocked Passengers Looked On It has all the elements of a horror movie: a snake, a plane and a couple of horrified passengers. A Florida man faces a $5,000 fine after he allegedly masturbated on a United Airlines flight late last week while shocked passengers looked on in disbelief. Washington (U.S. state) According to reports, 25-year-old Kyle Pierce was taken into custody shortly after United Airlines Flight 340 touched down in Denver on May 19. The flight flew in from Spokane, Washington. A teenage passenger sitting next to Pierce first alerted flight attendants, after she witnessed the unsettling scene unfold before her eyes. "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the 18-year-old woman told investigators, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time." Another passenger was alerted by a friend who saw Pierce pleasuring himself. "My friend Zach turned to me and said, 'That man is masturbating' and in disbelief, I looked and saw his penis," Grayson Miller told authorities. "I hit him with a book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom.After a while he returned." Pearce remains in custody without bail following a court hearing Monday. If convicted of obscene and indecent exposure, he could get up to 90 days in jail in addition to a $5,000 fine.