IRON CHEF

MAKING TOYS CRY ON THE PRIVATE MESSAGE TIP.

I WILL BE ABLE TO DRAW A 12 ON DRAWBALL AND NOBODY WILL FUCK WITH IT.

FALSE. TPBM: WILL ADMIT TO MAKING A HOME-MADE POCKET-PUSSY.

SERIOUSLY?

TPBM: HAS ALL THE FRESH KICKS AND MAINTAINS THE FRESHNESS BY CLEANING THEM.

ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO RESORT TO SPEAKING IN PIG-LATIN TO FINISH THIS TRANSACTION UNDER THE RADAR?

WERE THESE 2 LITTLE GUYS REALLY massgraff AND ..Rolls_Royce.. UNDERCOVER?

SHOULD I STOP PLAYING FRISBEE WITH THE LITTLE PUPPIES?

FALSE. TPBM: REMEMBERS HOW HOT ICE T's EX DARLENE WAS.

BY YOUR IGNORANCE I THINK YOU MEANT FAT WITH A PH DIDN'T YOU LITTLE GUY?

ARE WE TALKING OR TYPING? AND ARE WE ON THE INTERNET, OR IN THE INTERNET?

DID MY WALKING AWAY FROM YOU GIVE IT AWAY?

YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN DO YOU?

FALSE TPBM; IS THE TYPE TO READ A GRAFF INTERVIEW AND COMPLETELY GET BRAIN-WASHED.

HOW NICE IT WOULD BE IF ALCOHOLISM WAS AS EASY TO DELETE AS YOUR SIGNATURE.

DON'T YOU SEE IT AS A CHALLENGE TO ASK A SMART QUESTION THAT HINTS AT THE SUBJECT ABOVE YOU WITHOUT EVER REALLY ANSWERING THIS VERY LONG LINE OF QUESTIONS?

"FIX YOUR PROBLEM ASAP" NOT REALLY, ALCOHOL WILL ONLY ADD TO WHATEVER "PROBLEM" YOU SAY YOU ARE HAVING RIGHT NOW. SO ALONG WITH YOUR SIGNATURE, WE SHOULD ALL IGNORE YOU COMING INTO THIS THREAD WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO SOBER YOUR LIFE UP?

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS WHOLE THING NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH?

DON'T YOU THINK BARELY STAYING ON TOPIC BUT SLIGHTLY DRIFTING OFF MAKES THIS THREAD MORE WORTH A LOOK SEE, INSTEAD OF COMPLETELY COMING IN HERE AND ASKING A WAY-OFF SUBJECT QUESTION THAT MAKES THIS THREAD OPEN FOR ANY ROOKIE/NEWB TO ASK WHAT EVER COMES TO MIND RATHER THAN USING SOME ACTUAL THOUGHT AND PLACING A SMART QUESTION IN THE REPLY BOX THAT THE REST OF US HAVE TO PLAY LIKE A GOOD GAME OF CHESS MOVE BY MOVE,MAKING THE ENTIRE PAGE WORTH A READ?

SO YOU'RE SAYING IF YOU HAD THE ENERGY TO MAKE THE WALK, YOU'D GO GET TRASHED RIGHT NOW? WHICH COMPLETELY CONTRADICTS YOUR INITIAL CRY FOR HELP.

WHY DID YOU ASK THAT?

YOUR'E SHAKING BECAUSE YOUR'E THINKING OF 100% OF THE ROAD AHEAD OF YOU, AND THAT's WAY TO MUCH FOR ANY OF US TO GO UP AGAINST. JUST THINK OF IT DAY BY DAY. ONLY FIGHT 24 HOURS AT A TIME OVER AND OVER AGAIN. SLOW YOUR THOUGHTS, MAKE A SMALL GOAL THAT YOU KNOW YOU CAN ACHIEVE, LIKE NOT DRINKING TODAY. WAKE UP TOMORROW AND ONLY SAY TO YOURSELF, "I WILL STAY SOBER TODAY". GO GET IT.