IRON CHEF

AND GOT THE MUNCHIES

FALLING IN LOVE. WHY DO I HAVE TO FALL?

WHAT WERE YOU DOING 2:06 INTO THAT VIDEO IN THE FIRST PLACE ?

WITH ONLY 5 POSTS, WHY ARE YOU "ABOUT TO BE BANNED" ?

THIS ISN'T TWITTER FOLKS.

MC MONEY !!! ?

HOW PISSED I AM THAT I MUST USE YOUR EXACT REPLY TO THIS ONE!!! "pffft HAHAHAHAHAA! i fucking wish. FALSE!" TPBM: HAS MANUFACTURED A HOMEMADE POCKET PUSSY:.

FALSE. TPBM: HAS NEVER BEEN HAND-CUFFED. (By the Police)

NOT MASTURBATING ON A REGULAR BASIS WILL GIVE YOU KIDNEY STONES.

TITS WILL HYPE ANY CITIES THREAD.

(True Story) AROUND A MONTH AGO I'M IN A "VIDEO" STORE, WINDOW-SHOPPIN FOR A POCKET-PUSSY, I FINALLY SEE THE ONE THAT LOOKS "GOOD", PRICE-WISE AND QUALITY IN MIND OF COURSE. SO I SNEEK UP TO THE REGISTER AND PUT IT ON THE COUNTER, CREEPY OLDER DUDE RINGS IT UP, AND THEN IT HAPPENS,,,,,,,,,, RIGHT HAND ON THE REGISTER, AND WITH HIS LEFT HAND HE TAPS THE BOX 3 TIMES, LOOKS ME IN THE EYES WITH HIS CREEPY EYES NOT FLINTCHING AND SAYS: "THIS IS A GOOD MODEL" NOW HOW IN THE EFF AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY ROCKS OFF WITH THIS PEICE OF RUBBER THIS CREEPER APPARENTLY KNOWS TO PERFECTION, AND FEELS HE NEEDS TO MENTOR ME IN MY MASTURBATING? AND HAD TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TAP MY SOON TO BE POCKET-PUSSY!!! NO SALE DUE TO HIS "STORE" NOT ACCEPTING CREDIT-CARDS. THERE's MY OUT. *DEFINATELY LESS HORRIBLE THE 2 TIMES I HAD TO BUY ASIAN PORN FROM ASIAN WOMEN AT THE REGISTER.

USING FACEBOOK AS A TWITTER, AND HAVING TO CHECK IT EVERY 10 MINUTES OR SO. (*I don't, nor shall I ever have either.)

SOME ONE IS PATIENTLY WAITING FOR MOAR FLICKS OF MAGGOT-LEG?

MUST MASTURBATE WITH BUTTER.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ossiehermosisima/5899030837/sizes/l/in/contacts/

BLOWING, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL JOB ITSELF.

THAT'R ON MY JOCK

SAID THE CRYPT KEEPER