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    Club bouncer assaults/robs patron?

    in Channel Zero

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    s'pose i'll go ahead and share a lil bouncer story with y'all. cause i think it's relevant. it takes place in montreal, canadia. a bar called...of course i forget it. it'll come back to me later. anyways. i'm 18 at the time, traveled up with some homies from school. on the way inside i was taking photos, cause thats what i do all the time and in the entrance way there was some honky kid crying hysterically about how he'd just had his ass beat by the bouncers for no good reason. i snapped a shot of him because it was funny to me and all my friends. we kept it movin and got our labatt blues at the bar. after about 20 minutes or so, i feel some crazy pull on my fucking hair. the force drops me to the ground and before i knew what the fuck happened i was being dragged away from the bar and my homies are being blocked off by four or five other ogres. now. mind you this place was not dead. and there were people everywhere. no one did shit. another giant canadian came up and picked my fucking feet up. i was pretty drunk and extremely confused, and a lil scurred. the next thing i know i'm in some skecthy little closet sized room with 8 or 9 big ass Canadians. straight

    interrogation style. i swore some really real shit was about to go down. i have NO reason to make any of this shit up. real talk. i'm sitting in a chair and there was one lamp and some dickhead shouting at me in french canadian and broken english about "why was i taking pictures and who was i working for!!?" all i could do was keep yelling that i didn't know what the fuck they were talking about and i didn't work for anyone. shit was bugged out. these assholes smashed my camera on the floor took off my glasses and broke them, spit in my face and gave me a few blows to the stomach and head.i was hurtin pretty bad and kinda just shut down. they picked me up and pushed me all the way to the door where my friends were waiting. shit was probably the single strangest shit thats ever happened to me in all my days. coOl StOry? fucka bouncer.

     

     

     

    Straight up, I would've fucked up them niggas up (no homo) as soon as they spit in my face. I would've said something like "oh you don't wanna let me out? Now YOU's can't get out"........I would've put everyone to sleep quick-fast like Steven Segal by pinching their necks. Then I would've walked out and give each one of my boys a straight-kick in the face like Anderson Silva for not sticking up for me and being complete fucking pussies.

     

     

     

    You fucked that up.

    Wacka Flocka shot twice in the chestpiece....robbed for his chain

    in Channel Zero

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    What WOULD be dope is if none of this shit made the news at all. That way these so called rappers wouldn't feel COOL after they get shot and get publicity for being "street". That's what Camron did, and all these fucks lately ....They want to establish themselves as some real niggas so they'll get shot IN THE ARM and be all over the news. Radio. Worldstarhiphop, etc...

     

     

    Garbabe.

     

    I'm glad Max B, Lil Boosie, C murda, and other shitheads are locked up for good. Didn't hear of their garbage names till they made news for bullshit.

    what time are you waking up?

    in Channel Zero

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    I wake up around 7:45 - 8:00 depending on snooze, 9:00 AM start time at work, 20 minute commute FTW.

    I used to wake up at 6:00 before because I had a 8:00 - 4:30 job and much longer commute.

    What a boring thread, why am I typing this shit.

     

     

     

    lol sound exactly like me there.

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