* INSTEAD OF A GARAGE SALE, YOU THROW ALL YOUR SHIT ALL OVER YOUR FRONT LAWN FOR SALE.
* OWN MORE CARS THAN THERE ARE FAMILY MEMBERS. 3 THAT WORK (TWO OF THEM ARE VANS) AND 7 MORE CARS THAT HAVEN'T WORKED IN 3-8 YEARS.
SMH
Most should know, but for those that don't...
Grilling season started....dirty grill, no brush?
Cut an onion in half and use it to scrape the grill...Or simply crumble some foil paper and do the same thing. Works perfect.
SMASH
Immediately regret it....
Proceed to kill myself before ending up on the internet getting tied like a goat/ balls cut off/ everything else cut off.