Abstract Rationality
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DOPE SPOT IN PERSON, TRUST.
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Re: Great Pictures~
NOT photoshopped. Actual goose flying upside-down:
"When geese come in to land from a great height they partake in a bout of whiffling, this involves the bird twisting and turning to spill air from their wings and thus lowering their speed prior to landing. "
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I HATE WHEN FUCKING IGNITS SAY
'YOUS GUYS'
FUCK
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Mero I tried proppin you a few pages back myself but 12oz has an issue with niggas agreeing too much.
All I'm saying is....been w my girl for 5 years almost ( yeah I know ). But she knows the deal when it comes to me needing my own time to go out. There will be peace in the middle east before a woman ties me down that hard......
Soon she'll wanna tell me what the fuck to wear, and YOU KNOW that couple when you see them. Dude's dressed sweet as hell with extra medium sweaters, and the woman holding HIS hand.....
Twinky, don't scare me kid.
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:lol: NAH I JUST RANDOMLY PICKED IT OUT, IM GUILTY OF THAT SHIT TOO MANIN DONT GET IT TWISTED, IM JUST SAYIN SHIT IS ALL RELATIVE. THATS THAT PUERTO RICAN SHIT THOUGH CALLIN A ROOF A RUFO, LUNCH LONCHE, ETC ETC.
HAHAHA YOU AIN'T LYING NIGG.
MY EX'S MOM WAS FULL BLOWN JIBARA SAYING "FOLK" FOR "FORK" AND "PALKEEN" FOR "PARKING".....
BITCH WAS A TLIP
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MIERDA
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THERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS "PROPER ENGLISH" IN THE US THOUGH. ONLY PRINCE HARRY KNOWS "PROPER" ENGLISH. ITS LIKE VENEZUELANS TALKING ABOUT "PROPER SPANISH" WHEN "PROPER SPANISH" IS SPAIN SPANISH. THE ENGLISH WE SPEAK ISNT ANY MORE PROPER THAN JAMAICANS OR WHOEVER SPEAK ENGLISH ON SOME OTHER DIALECT SHIT.
K PASO MY PANA WHY YOU GOTTA CALL A NIGGA OUT? LOL I agree tho
People gotta understand ALL words were neologisms at one point. The only thing that separates a real word from a neologism is it's acceptance by society throughout time and constant use.
Unfortunately I see this shit happening with Mexicans saying "quota" for "quarter", "washeteria", "troca" for "truck", "lunche" for lunch....they'll become "real" words eventually.
...........blah I wanna stab a baby.
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THIS THREAD REALLY JUST HAS TO DO WITH RELATIONSHIP ADVICE; NOT LIFE ADVANCEMENT.
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO WORRY ABOUT A LIFE TOGETHER WITH THIS GIRLFRIEND. YOU NEED TO GROW UP (NO PUN) AND REALIZE THAT.
YOU WANT ADVICE ON ADVANCEMENT?
READ MY ADVICE ON THE FIRST PAGE...............5 TIMES.
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Well, here's the truth-
If the first person you move out of the house with is your GF then chances are good that it's not going to go too well. Let your GF figure out her own situation. Don't get trapped in any obligations to her right now....if you're going to school I'd recommend staying at home, graduating and getting all that other stuff on track first, then worry about getting a place. If you're with her in a year after you got things together a little better then bring it up...but if you jump into this with all that on your plate, you're going to wind up being miserable and stressed out.
I know this is probably not what you want to hear but you gotta put first things first right now. Moving in with your GF is going to be nice at first but it's going to get old for both of you really quick if you rush into it and the timing is off.
Word.....How long have you been with this girl? How old are you? The younger you are, the less chances you have of shit working out in the long run - just laying out real talk from an older head.
#1 - Girl or not, FINISH SCHOOL my dude. School is number one priority, the older you get the harder it is going to be to finish - know that. A degree helps you earn more loot in the long run. Go to school with a plan, don't think school itself is gonna guarantee a great job.
#2 - Keep your good credit in tact, don't fall for the credit cards and unnecessary spending. Save your loot and buy a pre-owned, inspected car. That alone should save you thousands.
#3 - Start off by renting modestly and save your money for a purchase in a few yrs. The economy should still be hurting enough to help you buy a spot for less, especially if you have good credit (that's all banks really care about right now).
#4 - Eat in as much as possible, I don't know if you're from a big city or not, but in a big city you can spend hundreds in bullshit just walking around buying anything from food to a twelve pack of socks from some nigga.
#5 - Network, get to know people, build connects. You never know who will help you get that job you'll really need 5 years from now.
Lastly.
WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM AT ALL TIMES AND PULL OUT. DON'T LET LOVE BLIND YOU, KID. SHIT WILL GET REALLY REAL, REALLY QUICK.
If that shit doesn't work for you, then follow these carefully:
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
How much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy specially
If that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
Number two: never let em know your next move
Dont you know bad boys move in silence or violence
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
Your momsll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
She be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
Number four: know you heard this before
Never get high, on your own supply
Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
I dont care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
Number six: that God damn credit, dead it
You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your family and business completely seperated
Money and blood dont mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no weight on you
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you aint gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
If niggaz think you snitchin aint tryin listen
They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
Number ten: a strong word called consignment
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you aint got the clientele say hell no
Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules youll have mad bread to break up
If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
Your girl fucked my man jake up, heard in three weeks
She sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up.............
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PISS OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE.
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Yeah, something about a confident/bitch attitude that makes me wanna really treat the shit out of her in bed.
Real men know.
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THESE WORDS ARE SIMPLY, NEOLOGISMS.
MEXICAN-AMERICAN SPANGLISH SPEAKERS ARE THE WORST AT THIS.
EXAMPLE: "WASHETERIA" = "LAUNDRY MAT"
That one makes me nauseous.
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If it makes you feel better I worked 131 hours last week.
I'm out of state for another month doing this shit, been working since 7 am probably till 3 am tonight....only to start again at 7 am tomorrow.
Anyway,
Get fucked up my nigg, go downtown to Soundbar on Franklin and Ontario.
Hip Hop and Latin music, tonight, mad young 21 yr old latinas w lil dresses waiting for you.
Say "lizard ent" at the door and you're comped 'till midnight.
my word.
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"Can't we all just get along?"
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NIGGAS AINT READY FOR THAT YET
AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT READY FOR THE NEXT STEP, "THE LOOK".
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HAPPY BDAY FROM THE SOUTHSIDE, ALL THE WAY TO YOU, SOUTHSIDE.
ITS A CELEBRATION, BITCHES.
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-DO NOT EVER EVER EVER TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE MIGHT BE A LARGE AMMOUNT OF FEMALES SPEAKING TO YOU. I DONT THINK I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS BUT IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND SEES YOU TALKING TO 6 DIFFERENT BITCHES IN ONE NIGHT, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PHYSICS. YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO ITS AUTOMATICALLY BAD.
MY NIGGA.
THANK YOU - LET ME ADD TO THAT:
I'LL REPEAT THIS. ONCE YOU AND YOUR GIRL MAKE IT OFFICIAL, DON'T STOP GOING OUT WITH YOUR BOYS COMPLETELY. KEEP HAVING SOME PERSONAL TIME FOR FRIENDS AND RANDOM FRIDAY NIGHTS.
ONCE YOUR PUSSY WHIPPED ASS STAYS HOME EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT WITH YOUR GIRL CUDDLING LIKE A PUSS, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO THE REST OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP - WOMEN DONT LIKE CHANGES; YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GO KICK IT WITH THE BOYS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WITHOUT AN ARGUMENT STARTING LIKE
"WELL, YOU NEVER WENT OUT WHEN I MET YOU, WHY NOW???"
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good eye
THX
THAT'S A FAKE TIGER
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Yeah, so....
RIP DOLLA....
HOLLA
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NOT TO BEAT A DEAD HORSE BUT POOR WHITE PEOPLE ARE WAAAAAAY WORSE THAN POOR BLACK PEOPLE B. AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I WIN CUZ IM MERO AND YOU MAD.
POOR BLACK PEOPLE AT LEAST ASPIRE TO NOT APPEAR TO BE MAD BROKE AND STARVING
POOR WHITE PEOPLE LOVE LIVING IN TRAILERS AND BEING WHITE TRASH LIKE THEY PRESERVING SOME KIND OF CULTURE, NIGGA THAT SHIT IS NOT A CULTURE THATS JUST YOU BEING POOR THEN A MUTHAFUCKA AND BEING STRUNG ON GLASS AND OXYCONTIN. THEN MIDDLE CLASS WHITE PEOPLE WEAR FLANNELS AND SHIT AND TRY TO EMULATE THAT SHIT...AT LEAST A BLACK BITCH WILL GO FIX HERSELF UP AND TRY TO APPEAR LIKE SHE'S NOT A PIECE OF DRUG ADDICTED SHIT...AS MISGUIDED AS SOME OF THE ATTEMPTS ARE, AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING.
AND MINORITIES ARE MAD AGGRESSIVE NIGGA THATS JUST HOW IT IS...YOU HAVE TO BE OD AGGRESSIVE TO SURVIVE IN AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE EVERYONE IS MAD AGGRESSIVE. DUH! WHITE PEOPLE NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS THEN THEY GET ALL SHOCKED WHEN NIGGAS HAVE A SHOOTOUT AT A DAYCARE...LIKE "*GASP!* THESE ANIMALS CANT CONTROL THEMSELVES!!!" SORRY YALL, THE SAME WAY WHITE PEOPLE CANT HELP BUT CRY WHEN THEY WATCH "THE NOTEBOOK" US BROWN AND BLACK PEOPLE GET EXTREMLY AGGY WHEN WE FEEL DISRESPECTED OR THREATENED. NIGGAS WENT INTO DETAIL IN THE OTHER THREAD TALKIN ABOUT HOW WHITE PEOPLE AINT SCARY. A WHITE DUDE YOU HAVE BEEF WITH WONT SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE AT CHIPOTLE...THATS WHY WHITE PEOPLE AINT SCARY. (IN GENERAL)
THIS.
White people balance out with black and colored folks anyway, blowing up buildings, taking out whole groups of people and then killing themselves, and throwing anthrax around.
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POOR WHITE PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY SELLING THEIR BABIES FOR METH AND LETTING OLD MEN SUCK THEIR COCKS FOR HEROIN TO WORRY ABOUT NIGGERISH THINGS LIKE "MONEY"
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Re: Great Pictures~
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trust me homie, i've read plenty, and i agree 100% that things currently are a result of 500 years of oppression, however in 2009, what are blacks doing to turn things around for themselves? they are better off than they ever have been before, yet for some reason seem to be turning back the hands of time on them selves. being ignorant was never 'cool' in black culture. 50 years ago older folks would remind you that they died by the millions in order to bring you freedom, now a days.... motherfuckers love dying over some ignorant shit. they pride themselves on that fact. shit is fucking disgusting.
the class argument is beginning to apply less and less as blacks do more and more to set themselves back. to glorify ignorance, adultery, addiction, teen pregnancy, etc. at the heart it's all about opportunity, not genetics, but theres a cultural cancer in black america that is trying to undue progress from within, an unfortunately stopping it is seen as 'uncool'. TI has a tv show about helping kids, telling them not to do what he did, but then continues to brag about what he did. which lesson you think is gonna ring louder to these kids? thats yalls people, not mine. not to say there isnt racism still in the world, but at this point yall sure as shit arent doing anything to help.
seeks/bill cosby oner
Agreed.
On that note, a lot of people feared Obama winning because "black people gonna go crazy now;" but that's just fear of the unknown. Obama winning an election isn't gonna do SHIT for black people because they still have to get up early in the morning to find a job, keep it, and be fathers and mothers.
Now I'm not saying you're ignorant or haven't read - that's not my point. I repeat, I dont condone ignorant shit like buckin' in the middle of the day, but I can understand why it happens because I've lived this shit first hand. I also agree with it not being about genetics, I was born and raised in a South American country and got a strapp at 6 yrs old like it was a normal thing, now I live in a city that has consistently been at the top of murder rates in the US. The only thing that saved me was guidance from parents, which leads me to my last point.
This shit is a vicious cycle because there's no guidance from parents, leading to broken families, broken communities, broken society. The hood is another world, the hood has different rules, the hood is a black hole that'll suck and keep 90% of those born in it. I do think at one point people should all grow up and have a little common sense but that shit isn't going to happen any time soon.
I agree with both sides in this argument....I understand why it happens, but I don't give a shit when karma catches up to niggas.
help needed from teh older heads, and possibly real talk from mero.
in Channel Zero
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YOU GOTTA MAN UP AND JUST START DOING IT, KID. NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU GOTTA JUST GO LOOK FOR A JOB TOMORROW AND START RIGHT THERE.
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
WE LAID ENOUGH SHIT DOWN FOR YOU, THAT'S ALL ANYONE CAN DO FOR ANYONE. IT'S YOUR TURN TO DO YOUR SHIT NOW, YOU GOT ALL THE OPPORTUNITY AND NO EXCUSE. YOU AIN'T IN NO THIRD WORLD COUNTRY SLEEPING WITH ONE EYE OPEN.