Abstract Rationality

Too bad they don't really have apple juice at all the bars though. Maybe hot pockets will also do?

LOL. I'M GONNA START CARRYING CHEESE BURGERS AND COOKIES IN MY POCKET. AS SOON AS I SEE THAT FAT HATER WITH 8 LBS OF CAKEUP IN HER FACE READY TO BLOCK ME, I'M THROWING HER A TREAT. AND YOU FEEL ME ON THIS BASEBALL SITUATION. WHY THE FUCK AM I HEARING ABOUT THE NFL DRAFT IN JUNE!?!? WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT ALL THESE NFL PLAYER'S LEGAL PROBLEMS IN THE OFF SEASON, WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE ALL THUG NIGGAS THAT DON'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT. I REMEMBER LAST YEAR THERE WERE 6 BASEBALL PLAYOFF'S GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME, AND THEY WERE PLAYING "WORLD SERIES OF PPPPOOOOKKKKKKERRRRR" ON ESPN. POOOOOOOOKER. POOOOOOKER. POKER.

- I also hate when I'm talking to two girls at the club, knowing for sure I'm scooping one of them - then some busted ugly boo boo head mutha fucka comes up and interrupts like "yo my man, can I talk to her? You with both of them?" - A PIECE OF EGG SHELL IN MY EGGS THAT I JUST TAKE OUT FAST ENOUGH BEFORE THE EGG COOKS. - DRESS PANTS THAT MAKE YOU PICK WHAT SIDE YOUR DICK AND BALLS ARE GOING, LEFT/RIGHT?? (YOU LITTLE BOYS ON THIS SITE WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS) - WHEN I'M TALKING TO A FINE ASS BITCH AND HER FAT FRIEND PULLS HER AWAY BY THE ARM CUS' SHE AIN'T GETTING ANY DICK. COCK-BLOCKING BUST-DIESELS NEED A JOB. - RUNNING OUT OF WINDSHIELD WIPER WHILE ON THE HIGHWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. - WAITING FOR SPORTSCENTER TO GO BACK TO BASEBALL CLIPS, CUS THEY TALK ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL 700 DAYS A YEAR.

I think you have. If a nigga passed out doing his favorite shit, maybe there's a serious reason behind it.

Don't hate morning wood. One day you won't have any. I hate waking up RIGHT before my alarm goes off......

- No matter what traffic lane you're in, the other one always moves faster. - Fuckin' like a pornstar only to look down and see the rubber all the way at the bottom of your dick - probably broken for an hour. - Order a drink and realize the clear wasn't liquor; it was water. - Order a burger "no onions" and I get huge raw onion slices on my shit. - Rush to your car late for work, turn it on, and shit's on 'E' - Eating at a restaurant and the bitch waitress is M.I.A after I get my food. - Toilet splash. Keep it movin'

80's Ray Bans and a fucked ass haircut. At least Rodriguez keeps it real. Steroids and bitches.

You the man, Theo.... You the man.

Most people don't know how to throw straight blows so 90% shit isn't gonna connect, which means a lot of wild girl swinging and bullshit. I'm NEVER dissapointed when I see a girl fight at the club, bitches throw down way better than guys. It's a fucking fact.

I agree, I don't see anyone in Chicago dressed like common except for niggas on Clark and Belmont...So i see your point Google. As far as reppin' Chi though, people knew about Common way back - and he was the only nigga saying Chicago on every damn near song he had out. Still does... Either way, diff styles, they both still represent Chicago....we got a mix of diff things here.

:lol: Thanks pimpin'

Haha........ That's some mainstream shit, though. Jay z looks like a fucking clown lately. Anyone catch a glimpse of him at the Cav's game?? That money changes ppl

A lizard growling. Nerds.

Nah some random nigga threw money in Puff's face (props). Fight began; Shine shot; blah.

CAUGHT A FOUL BALL AT THE ORIOLES VS TIGERS GAME LAST NIGHT. MADE MY STAY BETTER, BALTIMORE'S A WEIRD CITY ( NO DISS...)

Mr. Bean isn't funnier than Conan

When a guy does it to another guy it's mad disrespect, brotha. That's how that whole Puff Daddy (excuse me, P Diddy) shit started and Shine's still in jail for bustin' his gun like the ignit nigga he is. Then Puffy got himself Cochran, and left Shine with diff lawyers. ahhhhh.......what happens over rain.

Haha.....I'm stealing your kicks.

CHICAGO'S TOO ROUGH FOR YOU. BESIDES ALL THE BULLSHIT...... YOU HAD TO LIVE IN CHICAGO BACK IN THE DAY TO REALLY APPRECIATE THE TIMES WHEN THIS MF WAS ACTUALLY RAPPIN' AND HELPING YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME AT PARTIES OR DURING THE SUMMER AT THE LAKE, OR JUST RIDING AROUND. NO MANY PEOPLE AT ALL HEARD OF HIM TILL THE RECENT YEARS, HE JUST BECAME "MAIN-STREAM." HE'S NOT A REAL "EM-CEE", BUT HE'S A RAPPER.....IF WE WANNA TALK REAL CHICAGO EM-CEE'S THEN WE CAN DROP NAMES LIKE 'JUICE', 'ALL NATURAL', ETC ETC..... AND GOOGLE, TWISTA REPS THIS CITY THE BEST????? COME ON DAWG, AND YOU FROM THE SOUTHSIDE???

Yup. Fine ass women, top of the line shit. Real Caribbean latinas....that's where it's at. Oh yeah, Conan is a mutha fuckin genius, Theo.

WOW, REALLY? MODIFY THE POLL OVER SOME BITCHASSNESS?

I ADMIT.... I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A MONSTER PITBULL JUMPING ON STAGE AND BITING THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE. BUT....IT'S STILL A DECENT CLIP BTW, PITBULL'S A LATIN POP/RAP/REGGAETON ARTIST FROM MIAMI. YOU FARM ANIMALS WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT MIAMI IS.

And you know damn well you're lying. Responded and voted. Thanks for your time