Guest beardo Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 my computer at work took a major dump on me. it actually got carted away to get worked on. its cool working on someone elses machine for a while, i get to rearrange their whole workspace to comply with my higher standards of office living. and the whole "computer that actually works" is a nice change of pace as well. yeah, im bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiser Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 man, I can think of SO many people I'd rather have REorganize my workspace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 aight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 say word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 no flood control!! wooo hooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 Haha, When i get my hands on other peoples computers the things i enjoy the most are changing their screen resolution (i had a case of a 19 inch monitor running on 800x600) Throwing away all the stupid shortcuts from the desktop(keeping the few good ones) Changing their backround color from that Default green to a nice win2000 type blue and deleting all the extras for the hadycaped(sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted November 28, 2001 Share Posted November 28, 2001 you guys need User Profiles.....and i need a job as a network administrator.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 where you at kid?!?!? my shits beepin down here took me 9 minutes to load a "t" can you here mine beepin? look for the smoke... mess with their cpu take their mouse ball, unplug their keyboard god im a nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 lets hear a couple, smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 well, like I said in Mammero's thread... superglue something to their desk... I like quarters because there's some motivation to get it off PLUS... you can scratch the shit out ot the middle of the back side and only use a little dollop of glue, so it doesn't show :)... also pasting gay porn in their desk drawers... anything you can do to make things unlevel, like fuck with the chair, that always drives them nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 In my office all the individual network connections are pluged into the wall next to the persons phone jack (I'm sure a lot of places are like this). Some of them are 3 to 10 feet from a persons desk and the jacks are, for the most part, covered up by boxes and what-not. It's fun to unplug somebody's connection (at the wall), not all the way, but just enough that they can't access the network. People freak when they suddenly don't have access. You would be suprised how many people bang the computer, shake their monitor, and just look at their connection to determine if it's plugged in. They call tech support and swear up and down that they made sure it was plugged in, and the company computer tech acts just like that character on Saturday Night Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 beard, u got mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Originally posted by Smart man, I can think of SO many people I'd rather have REorganize my workspace... this is what i was refering to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Oh, sorry Beard... I meant: Joker, his use of space is aesthetically pleasing AND functional Salvador Dali, like who wouldn't? Hugh Heffner... on the off chance that one of the girls gets left behind or stuck in the filing cabinet Geiger Joe Walsh one of those Feng Shwing dudes (shway? how do you spell that?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Originally posted by beardo my computer at work took a major dump on me. it actually got carted away to get worked on. its cool working on someone elses machine for a while, i get to rearrange their whole workspace to comply with my higher standards of office living. and the whole "computer that actually works" is a nice change of pace as well. yeah, im bored. did you put it on the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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