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P.S. WHY DOES THE CHICAGO THREAD HAVE TO BE 1 OF THE WORST ON 12 OZ??

GOOD FLICKS,BUT STRAIGHT PAGES OF HOMO, EMO, LAMEO, WHINY BULLSHIT....

IF YOU HATE SOME ONE CROSS THEM OUT AND LEAVE YOUR NAME

IF THEY DONT BOMB, FLIP THEM

IF YOU DONT BOMB, BREAK BATTLE

IF YOU CANT BREAK, POP LOCK

PLAY THEM IN SOME MADDEN

OR UFC IF YOU KNOW WHATS UP.

AND IF YOU AINT GOT EITHER

GET SOME OF THIS KUSH............

IM FUCKIN BLASTED I HATE 12 OZ.

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WHY DOES THE CHICAGO THREAD HAVE TO BE 1 OF THE WORST ON 12 OZ??

oh cuz 80% of the people commenting in it don't even paint, or barely ever did.

further more they use this thread like some sorta myspace; saying what up to

other lame writters, and making play dates. In attempts to raise their social

status in this lame scene known as "Chicago Graffiti".

 

and in return the walls look like this:

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"Hughes/Green Hiccups Cure"© 1997

 

(1) Pour a TALL glass of water.

 

(2) Hold your breath... ***

 

(3) IMPORTANT...PINCH YOUR NOSE CLOSED.

 

(4) Slowly, take 10 - 20 swallows of the water...while holding your breath with your nose pinched closed.

 

(5) When you can't stand it any more....you'll know by that overwhelming drowning sensation -- after a gasp, take a deep breath and relax.

 

This cures the hiccups 99 percent of the time - guaranteed! It's a proven medical remedy! (A second treatment could be necessary for stubborn cases.)

 

*** For stubborn cases, try EXHALING COMPLETELY and then taking 10 - 20 swallows.

 

NOW: HERE'S WHY IT WORKS: Hiccups are caused by an uncontrollable spasm in the diaphragm, (the "breathing" muscle). Often, this spasm is triggered by irritable conditions in the smooth muscles of the stomach or the esophagus. The "Hughes/Green Hiccups Cure" forces an increase in the carbon dioxide levels in the diaphragm itself, as well as in the stomach and esophagus. By swallowing, you are making the muscles work -- so they use up their available oxygen and replace it with carbon dioxide. By temporarily discontinuing to breath, you prohibit new oxygen from entering your body and thus create an anaerobic condition in the spasming diaphragm muscle. When the spasming diaphragm and stomach are deprived temporarily of oxygen and encounter the higher levels of carbon dioxide ... you feel that scary drowning sensation! BUT this causes the spasming muscles to relax! The hiccups go away! Essentially, you are "tricking" your body into thinking that it's drowning ... and it decides to use it's resources for something other than hiccuping. The rather "scary" drowning sensation caused by this method is NECESSARY for the method to work. If it's not just a little bit difficult ... it doesn't work.

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