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the lonley farmer

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so here he is all alone in some land of farming with nothing to farm and no animals to play with...............................

>so farmer willy decides to walk to some neighbors houses and see about buying some chikens for good breakfast fixens..........

..Farmer willy steps into the closest neighbors house and kindley asks to purchase a hen from old farmer joe....joe says "sure but dont expect anything unless you see about getting a male down the road" farmer willy understood quite well and pursued on down the dusty road with the hen under his arm, "wait!, wait!" old farmer joe shouted

" dont ask that mean old farmer for a rooster, remember! ask to buy a cock!, thats what we call'em down here in farm land" sure thing , said willy.."oh and dont forget, your holding a PULLET not a hen!!!!" Willy just nods and waves as he continues down to the house of dirty old farmer drew.

>farmer willy doesnt have the slightest trouble getting his rooster from dirty old farmer drew. and with his two new birds decides he might as well walk across the road and introduce him self to the man out side.

> "nice lookin birds you got there" says fat old farmer. "thax!!!" replys willy " igot a great deal on them...fat old farmer introduces himself as fred, and assures willy that he has a bargain for him too....

>"wow what a beautiful mule", says willy..

"ah ah thats not a mule ,,thats an ass!!!, and dont forget it!!!" fat old farmer fred hurries willy along and lets the ass go for real dirt ass cheap......

>"oh, say, one thing about this here ass, shell sit right down and not move one darn muscle", "really???? ---willy says" fat farmer fred assures willy that all he has to do is scratch the asses chest and shell get right up...................................


>>How happy farmer willy is http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> three times as happy as just a few hours before...

well willy starts home with both the birds under each arm and the leashe to the ass in his hand.........HaLf WaY home down the ass goes.....willy tries rubbing the ass with his foot, trys screaming at the ass and eventually almost loses his cock.....

>>ah the answer to his prayers...down the road comes a black shiny car!!!!!!!!:::::...

it sees that troubled farmer willy is having a hard time and pulls over...................

Out Comes The Most Beautiful Woman Willy Has Ever Seen... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'>..........she walks

right up to him and asks, "need alittle help"

willy can only reply in one way..............

"SURE WILL YOU HOLD MY 'COCK' AND 'PULLET' WHILE I SCRATCH MY 'ASS'--??!!!" http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'>

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I dont get it...


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[This message has been edited by Klypse (edited 07-30-2001).]

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Originally posted by OPIUM3:

Thats a good joke to tell to rebelling 8 year old mormon children...


oh my god, i used to tell that joke when i was eight or nine, AND i was a mormon as a kid, no joke!

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Originally posted by bug:

oh my god, i used to tell that joke when i was eight or nine, AND i was a mormon as a kid, no joke!




I still am.. ha ha..

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