what it iz
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is someone gonna link her to this thread or what?
^I was gonna say exactly this.
Somebody please do this. :biglaugh:
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me.
you guys.
So you're a cop?
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^That bench looks fun.
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Did they accidentally chop his dick off with the chainsaw while cutting him down?
WTF???
/NH
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Gotta wonder what she did to deserve that. ^
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Why was she filming in the first place?
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I'm calling bullshit on the grounds that her mom would have noticed two vaginas while changing her diaper as a baby.
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It's never been legal to write at FDR.
It's just easy cause the people who hang out there don't give a fuck, and you can see the cops coming from mad far and just put the
can down and act like you're watching kids skate.
If you got hands with the cops driving by they probably weren't paying attention.
Every so often undercovers will catch some kid slipping there, and that's going back years and years.
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where i come from this is what stoner girls look like.....
You come from the mid to late 80's?
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Real talk though if you tell your boy that she's a porno smut, he's just going to use that as an excuse for why he thinks she's hot.
Like how dudes who fuck fat bitches say "oh she's got some big ole titties!!!".
WTF??? Of course she's got some big ole titties... CAUSE SHE'S FUCKING FAT.
Telling this dude that she actually got paid to fuck dudes is only going to give his low standards having ass an excuse for convincing himself that she's somehow hot.
I say just leave it alone untill he realizes on his own that she looks like a real life troll.
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That is one busted ass porno smut.
Good for her "getting out" before she got kicked out.
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"Mister Cee is best known for executive producing the Notorious B.I.G.'s debut album, Ready To Die, and working with Big Daddy Kane before that."
^So can we blame him for writing the line "she looked so good, I'd suck on her daddy's dick"?
NH for even bringing that up.
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haha thats pretty good.
edit: every year i think of the prank that got away..
i had gone on a small road trip with a friend, dude gave me his spare key (to what was a brand new car at the time) incase i needed it. we get back and he ended up leaving his spare in my car the day we got back and forgot about it for like 6 months. so this time of year is rolling around and the light goes off.. im gonna steal this fuckers car and stash it and watch him lose his shit all day long trying to figure out what the fuck happened. so i plan it out a little bit, was gonna have a buddy drop me off sometime in the night and i was gonna take it and drive it far off so theres no chance of dude running into it throughout the day.. then like 2 weeks before april fools the dude remembered i had the key and ruined what could have been one of my best pranks, if not my best.
"Officer I swear.... it was just a April fools joke.
I wasn't really stealing this car, it was all just a prank."
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chicks who drink soda pop are gross
true story
^And this guy's suspect as fuck.
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apparently no one wants to go against ignorant public opinion. dude is stupid for making fun of himself, but the only thing more ignorant than that
is your view on homosexuals. maybe if this wasn't an internet forum you'd keep your mouth shut. internet made a man outta pussies.
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yeah you're probably right but at least it felt good haha
That's what smuts are good for.
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:lol: :lol: I love seein the kid nh because he tries to act all buddy buddy but nobody is giving him the time of day.
I have NO Std's and she actually has a nice ass pussy. She's not a slut. I think I failed to mention her and I talked for awhile a few summers ago and she was really into me but I was just off fuckin her friends and shit. She's trying to break up with her boyfriend but she works at his family business and doesn't wanna lose her job. It's like a fucked up situation haha
She's a smut, bro.
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At "best" a cop is over 7.5 times more likely to kill a civilian, than be killed in the line of duty.
That shit is sad the cop died but that's the opposite of how that shit works out most of the time.
Here in NYC more garbage men are killed and injured in the line of duty than police every year.
Swing on a sanitation workers pee pee if you're trying to find a hero, they also earn more money here.
Between 2004 - 2009 the NYPD killed 68 people using firearms according to their own statistics.
(the murders they committed off duty, framed innocent people for, or got away without reporting are not included in these numbers)
During that same span of 5 years only 9 police officers were killed in the line of duty.
I'm not making this shit up: http://nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/AFDR200920101101.pdf
Look at pages 49 and 50 for those statistics on police shootings.
It's mind boggling that this even needs to be broken down into statistics to be explained to some of the airheads on here.
I can honestly say that I've never met a person in my life who defends the police with such fervor as some of these 12oz "mouth breathers".
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My hamster pulled the old "I'm dead" trick on me earlier.
Went to check on him on my way out and he was on his back
with his feets up in the air and mouth open ha.
Effective since he didnt move through 5 minutes of taps and pictures.
Took pictures and sent them to my girl with a frown face.
She called up nervous as fuck thinking he died.
She wasn't thrilled. We laughed, meh.
Pics of fake dead hampster or I'm not April fooled.
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If he'd have beat her more often, consequences would have never been the same.
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When I was a little kid, this other little kid from my neighborhood had a dog named Damn-It.
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is my friend dating a porn star?
in Channel Zero
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When the fuck is Sons of Anarchy coming back on?
I swear that shit is like a 5 episode season.