[Great Quotes.]

"In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display." -Chuck Palahniuk ('Rant' i think)

 

Good Author if ever interested, 'Diary' is pretty good too.

[Great Quotes.]

this is what I can think of right now - not great but not bad - "I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day." - James Joyce

[RIP!!]

Agreements with redeye. RIP still. It seems the young ones are the most readily dropping, unfortunately. Maybe just more publicized?

[what is the craziest thing you've witnessed?]

lots of pretty wild car stories. I'd prop some of you but it would do nothing for your reputation. Anyway, this is more of a funny crazy story i.e. nobody got hurt. Hopefully you'll get a what the fuck out of it -

 

10th grade or so this chick was always wantin to chill with me and she was very annoying but she was nice and I sort of felt bad for her. I decided i'd gain some good karma or something I guess by taking her out one night and she was trying to show off I assume by partaking in every drug accessible to her at the time and eventually I had to basically carry her back to my home unfortunately to spend the night til she was un-fucked.

 

Fast forward - I set her up on the floor, fell asleep and woke up because the light was turned on. She wasn't in the room so I went searching and I found her in the kitchen with her shorts around her ankles crouching on the floor and tugging at the rug under the kitchen table. I'm confused so I tell her to get the hell to bed and she starts telling me about chapstick in her Moms car and other ridiculous things. She starts heading to the bedroom, I go to take a piss and im watching her from the toilet when all of a sudden she lifts up the hallway rug - pulls down her underwear - and starts pissing all over my moms carpet for like 5 straight mins and I could not get her to stop. Then when she's done she grabs war and peace off a bookshelf, opens it up and wipes herself with it. Theres more but this is too long. It was such a stupid night. But i'll never forget it.