JUST THE TIP
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fuck a random whore AND beat somebodies ass! i fucked a thicky last night AND had security at the strip club make me do the "lift your shirt up and do a 360" because they thought i had a gun. hah. no gun, just big sexy muscles.
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rip to your brother, skulls. i remember jocking krie's new tattoos shortly before he passed.
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he got busted for painting freights.
skulls, why is your name so goddamn familar? were you krie's homeboy from australia?
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bump the bay riders
bump people having lots of fun
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swamp, BG spends every dime on his daughter and doesnt usually have much left over. hes 100% a stand-up guy.
but hes such a cheap fuck!!! i hope he can access the internet from prison just so he can read this: you cheap fuck! hahahah we love you, homie.
one time tugboat timmy got in a fist fight over some dumb shit with the largest man to ever roam the earth. BG took out a can of paint and threw it at the ogres head so fucking hard, the dude blacked out. so timmy stomped the fuck out of the guy's head and body as he laid blacked out on the ground while traffic drove by. the rumble has forever been known as "the david and goliath match".
BSM. act right or get wronged.
ps im whiskey drunk now. bout to go flex my muscles on old town san diego.
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thicky girl that lead me to earning my red wings last night, i took her out for breakfast yesterday. she ordered "bacon pancakes". the batter had bacon in it, and, as you can see, they were covered with motherfucking bacon.
WIN WIN WIN
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BG is also famous for inviting you over for a "bbq, ive got steaks grilling right now", then you show up and he has some jewish sized pieces of carne asada on the grill because "theyre really cheap right now". hes a cheap fuck, but always down to share whatever he had. with the exception of his fancy fag paint, hell never share that with you.
god bless the BG, BSM president
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BG would approve of your night. BG will do anything to get something for free. he once literally refused to go to jack n the box for months because they charged him something like 30 cents to upgrade to curly fries without telling him.
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triple, ill hit you up on ye olde telephone later on homie
just got some jameson and pizza
BSM
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Beat
Stanford
Motherfuckers
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timmy, im still in SD. staying with jeff right now. im probably going to try n find a job down here before i completely give up and head north.
DUDE
i just took a shower and when i took my undies off i realized theres goddamn blood all over them.
EARNED MY RED WING LAST NIGHT APPARENTLY. FUCK YES. BSM RED WING SQUAD
i suspected that she was on the rag because she wouldnt let me fingerfuck her at the beach a couple nights ago. so i looked in her purse at one point last night, trying to find a tampon, but none showed up. apparently i was right all along.
ps homegirl asked what my P** tattoo on my arm meant, and i told her all about BG and how he got me started jerking off in porn booths. she was hella down. now she wants to go in a booth with me.
cheers, fellas!
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BG would have been so proud of me this morning
i came inside a fat girl with no rubber, then less than a minute later i started talking about how excited i was that i get to watch the ducks play today, eat pizza and drink beer
hella BSM
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no jump in rule.
but you still gotta be down for yours and then some.
im homeless and jobless now, but i got $900 and my boy is taking me out for whiskey tonight to cheer me up.
gonna flex BSMs all over san diego tonight
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I have $2 in my bank account.
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if you were in cali id take you out for foods
we would flex our muscles to the waitress
and get free dessert
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woke up and realized i have $400 more than i thought i did
hella BSM
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FUCK THE IRS
That should be written in the BSM charter statement...all the dope gangs have a manifesto
real talk
ex wifey hit me up yesterday saying the dept of revenue was calling, hella umad and DEMANDING that i call them
fuuuuuuck
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go with your boy the aspiring rapper :lol:
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Got into it hella hella tough with bosses dad last night. Hmmm. Not sure of future. BUT, I know Im ditching work today to take a fat girl to the beach and get drunk.
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BG and his boyfriends. the pic is stupid blurry, but the guy on the far left is the creepiest hills have eyes looking motherfucker.
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little legs wont ever slow my boy down.
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Yo, is that dude a midget or are his shorts just really long?
the BSM president is a dwarf, or at least only an inch or two away from being so. here he is at my wedding in 08, in between tugboat timmy and i. note timmy flipping off the camera, always a class act.
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free the BSM president
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this guy's best BSM is his entire bpdy
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also note BG's gay ass running shoes that he always wears. hahaha. it isnt as funny if you dont know the gorilla, i guess. but that shit is hilarious to me.
more epic BGism: