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    This job posting made me laugh.

     

     

    I have a Restaurant Equipment company in Downtown Dallas and we specialize in used and rebuilt equipment

     

    I am looking for a fresh staff after getting tired of lazy pieces of shit assuming that because they breath they are entitled to a paycheck. I just finished cleaning house last week.

     

    I don't give a shit about a persons past as long as they are on the right track. If you are on parole or probation I don't care. If you still have a meth problem, a crack problem, a head problem or a theft problem then don't waste my time.

     

    I am needing someone that can work and work hard at many tasks. Things change here from minute to minute. We may have to pull a full restaurant one day and may have overtime or work at 5 a.m. We may have to clean the equipment and then jump over and handle deliveries.

     

    This is a fast paced environment.

     

    Equipment has to be cleaned and serviced. We have a tech here but can always use come one that's is mechanically inclined to help out.

     

    I know everyone says they work hard or that they are use to it. I assure you this is a bit different. I get people showing up here begging for work and then don't come back after lunch because they think unemployment is easier.

     

    I start out at 8.00 per hour. If you have work ethic it will show no matter what hourly rate you have. Prove yourself and I will gladly pay you what you are worth. I put all new hires on a temp basis for 60 days. If your worth more you will get more once that has been proven. If you cant cut it or just trying to kill time and get a paycheck for it you wont last 2 days.

     

    I don't do interviews and resumes. They are bullshit and everyone fakes the shit they write and talks shits during interviews. To me the proof is in the work.

     

    If you have a Drivers License and Social Security card and want to work then contact me now!

     

    I am not looking for next week or next month you need a job I need staff and need them now. First come First Serve.

     

    If you cant seem to work without having your cell phone on your ear all day don't contact me

     

    If your Baby's mama is going to be here every hour asking for money from you don't contact me.

     

    If you consistently have the same family members in your family dying and having funerals weekly don't contact me.

     

    If you can't count to 10 in English don't contact me.

     

    If you really want a chance at doing something then please contact me. I assure you if you don't waste my time I won't waste yours.

     

    Doug

    331-741-0505

     

    When I find the people I want I will cancel this post.

     

     

     

     

    Doug

     

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    Compensation: 8.00 per hour

    Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

    Please, no phone calls about this job!

    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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