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DurkStevens

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  1. I will NEVER watch a show called fuckin GOSSIP GIRL, not a chance....Doesn't matter that someone a graffiti forum says it's not gay...It's fuckin' gay...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  2. First wipe with tpilet paper then when your pretty much clean finish off with a wipe or two for stankass and dry butthole syndrome. and if you already got dbhs one or two tp wipes and all the rest cottonelle wipes..or baby wipes if you dont have cottonelle..all wipes if you had a fire shit also...fuck what you heard...

  3. They can watch me do whatever the fuck they want.

     

    Dude's are gonna' be like...

     

    "Oh shit! Bojangles is out drinking ...again."

     

    "Damn he just farted ...again"

     

    "LOOK! He's hollering at a girl out of his league ...again."

     

    They'll change the channel after awhile.

     

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  4. PS3 all day... just got one a few weeks ago..

    and...

    sleep for 2 hours....the fuck son you a retard?? you can do so much in 22 hours.

     

    vomiting or pissin out your asshole?? not literally..

  5. if im holdin a pound of weed in mommys car in transport

     

    and we get pulled over and the cop smells weed and therefore a search commences

     

    and he finds the weed

     

    now...do you honestly think im gonna let mommy take the rap for that pound

     

    hell naw... it was my shit

     

    so its my rap

     

    tell your buddy who sold you out

     

    to look at my signature below this comment

     

    wrod when i meet up with the driver i tend to keep cool and not get people mad even if im kinda questioning em...Im gunna say that if you were the passenger would you want to get pushed with shit that wasnt your?? NO. thats what i thought fuckface;)

  6. shai is really right

    this is basically the driver planting weed on the passenger to get out of his charge

    people need to squad up on this one and handle biz

     

     

     

    but really, the lawyer should beat the charge because it wasnt the passengers car. All he has to say is "I didnt know he had weed in his car. It wasnt mine and I had no way of knowing what was under the seat"

    Even a public pretender should be able to handle that

     

    Exactly...I plan on meeting up with the driver and it will be brought up..I was drinkin with some friends yesterday night and the passenger was there. That's how i found out the driver is straight fuckin up...

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