smurf me
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Fuck it bro shoot up heroin it helps.
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True. Fun to do on those chilly summer nights.
Tpbm popped a girls cherry.
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False.
Tpbm woke up to morning wood.
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False.
Tpbm was a bully when they were younger.
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False but I cut myself shaving on the neck and it looks bad.
Tpbm has a mustache.
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False, but I wish.
Tpbm has a girlfriend who is a foreigner.
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False, but working on it.
Tpbm drives a stolen car.
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False.
Tpbm has a drinking problem.
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False, but sometimes I flush right when I start to try to beat the flush, and if I don't then I flush again.
Tpbm does some kind of activity like reading, talking on the phone etc.. while taking a shit.
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False.
Tpbm watches porn with their girl.
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True, TIE will always be king.
Tpbm will prop the person below them.
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These look like some torpedo boobs hahaha.
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False. But planning on going swimming tomorrow on my day off.
Tpbm doesn't write but still likes coming on the oontz.
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False.
Tpbm believes all the shit they say on manswers.
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Fuck KFC.
Popeyes all day.
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Just got a handjob, my lady on her period but its better than blue balls.
Gonna smoke a bowl and play black ops.
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False, family guy but south park is good too.
Tpbm watched twilight to get laid.
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False, well only when my lady is mad and I'm lazy.
Tpbm believes o.j. didn't do it.
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True, community college.
Tpbm is in a college frat.
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Smoking some Alaskan thunderfuck bout to play black ops,
maybe shroom and play zombies if my boy gets here soon.
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False.
Tpbm has fucked a pornstar.
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True.
Tpbm hit there limit last night.
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False.
Tpbm eats pussy everynight.
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True, they're weird and annoying
Tpbm misses the old cartoons like zoids, thundercats, original transformers etc....
⚠️ GAME: True or False
in Channel Zero
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False, well I watch it at least once a year.
Tpbm has been bit by a dog.