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not happening.

alright, you fuckers are not going to believe this shit.. one of my good friends/former drug buddies from my hometown just called me.. like, JUST NOW to inform me that HE NOW LIVES IN MY CITY AND IS A COP. he said he's been in training here for a minute now and is just now getting around to calling me, since it was a sorta spontaneous decision on his part, and he's been busy training/getting settled here, etc. not only is this a FRIGHTENINGLY HUGE AND IMPECCABLY TIMED coincidence, but i'm still in shock that this maniac is actually a fucking cop now. i'm fuckin speechless. well not quite, obviously, but still. my life has been on some SERIOUS twilight zone shit for like the past 2 weeks. am i on acid?

that was a joke, dude. i'm glad it got you laughing though.

^done. check your pms.

that is correct.

yeah, that doesn't sound half bad either. unfortunately those days are over. anything other than "design a poster promoting a modern day version of shakespeare's hamlet, blah-dee-blah" would be nice. i want to stab my laptop so bad right now.

simple pleasures are the best ever. lately i've been riding my bike all over the city, which i never do. but since i got carjacked by some incompetent cops i have no choice. it's turned out to be pretty fun though. other simple pleasures i've been enjoying lately: - chicken shawerma salad from the lebanese joint down the street - bed-sit-land with kittens. blood fart style - small home improvement projects - having multiple cartons of squares stashed away - 80-degree weather, bish.

i wish i had normal homework. like the kind that normal people who aren't dumb enough to pursue graphic design have. i long for essays and math problems.

but i think i'm gonna go ahead with MERO's plan. all daredevil-like. it sounds way more exciting. i'll let y'all know how it goes.

see, i would have never known that, since i've always ALWAYS managed to keep myself squeaky clean. seriously, the only contact i've ever had with law enforcement was a ticket for no seat belt (which was paid promptly, of course). the possible outstanding warrant i'm referring to has ZILCH to do with blowing of fines or other penalties.