Malin
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The person below me has grilled outside at least once so far, giving the nice weather lately.
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So I drank some
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Mph maxed
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of turd cutting and
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Manure and pig shit
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Mine either.
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Outtie 5000
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Ugghhh what?! False!
The person below me has or knows his girl friend has had an abortion.
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Game show
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False.
The person below me eats cereal in the morning.
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head like a hole
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HAHAH HOLY SHITTTTTTT
PROP TO YOU MALIN!
This old lady. When shes talking about life alert. Het tone of voice is like you doubted that it worked and she trying to tell you off. Like.."MOTHER FUCKER! LIFE ALERT WAS THERE FOR ME ASSHOLE! YOU WERNT!
Hahaha! Exactly! It's like she was talking about one of her estranged sons. Yeah her demeanor and tone of voice! I swear that bitch gets under my skin! Fucking bitch! I hope she fails and slips in the shower and her Life Alert malfunctions and her towelita clogs the drain and she drowns in her tub! I fucking hate her so much! Sorry had to vent, because as I was typing this that commercial came on.
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swipe card
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She isn't a celebrity or anything, but she is that Life Alert commercial.
This bitch makes me want to punch her right in face and take her purse and rip that life alert off necklace her neck and choke her with it.
Just saying.
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False.
The person below is an aspiring music producer.
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Down side
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All this thread does is make me want to buy one and raise it. I'm grim cause I dont that kind of money to do so.
edit------Dancing birds are awesome in ever which way.
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Originally Posted by DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER (View Original Post)
You hipsters and your "irony".
If there's supposed to be some kind of humor in this garbage it's completely over my head.
I'm with this dude.
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i put her nightstick
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It and some hairy
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-find my car, which has been missing (not stolen) for 1.5 weeks
How does this happen man? Seriously.
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False.
The person below me likes The Misfits.
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Poop cutter
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Four Word Story..............
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