stevem.yzerman
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I wish mary jane could not be detected in your system
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9/11 is definitely the most important/influental incident of the decade
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false
tpbm hates the engine light
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Light
Aamplification by
Stimulated
Emission of
Radiation
RAdio
Detection
And
Ranging
Betcha didn't kno those were acronyms
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granted but u will wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to get back to sleep
i wish i had a monte carlo
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granted but when you eat it you die from the radiation used to mutate said breakfast
I wish i didnt smoke a blunt yesterday
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maybe not in 2009 but in the next 365 days most likely
tppm had used windows 7
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Granted but u got Elton John to clean it by sucking him off
I wish I had a coffee
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granted but you now are stranded in the desert
I wish I hadn't had to ditch my shank last week
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Bum ass nigga he shoulda been keepin his girl happy instead a fuckin wit ps3. C'mon son, really? Ps3? A good slap wouldnt hurt either tho.
P.S. maybe asians arent "white washed" maybe thats how they are
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granted but u now have down syndrome and cannot drive yourself
I wish I woke up earlier
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true: started yesterday
tpbm has tattoos
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granted but your monitor blows up
i wish i could go back in time
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true
tpbm likes mexican candy
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granted but the meat is from a donkey
i wish annoying mafuckers wouldnt text me
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false I will be failing my math class no matter what anyway so no need to study and I have like one of the highest scores in all of my other classes so again no need to study
tpbm has a degree
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Umm.....
What?
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granted your mother lets out a wild fart which raises the climate in your car a whole degree
i wish i got somore sleep
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granted but now you drink 3 pints of alcohol a day
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I wish I knew what the fuck was up with this person
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granted you are now a mortician
i wish i could read minds
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Granted its called alcoholism you inherit it from your father and your great aunt Mable
I wish the perfect girl for me didn't go wit this weak fuck
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really false
tpbm likes sushi
⚠️ GAME: True or False
in Channel Zero
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true
tpbm likes the Marshall Mathers LP