DGK404
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Accept in your mom's case who siphoned the remains out of a soldier's used condom with a turkey baster, and squirted the last drops in her snatch just to get a green card. Although the story about a handsome soldier marrying a charming Vietnamese waitress, and whisking her off to America does sound more romantic.
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^This kid was born out of wedlock, his mom wanted to abort him, but his dad didn't want to waste any money on him. Thus his dad pushed his mom down a flight of stairs, but 9 months later he was born to his parents surprise. Now his parents have a rocky relationship, but they still have a common hate for their child which keeps them together.
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^This guy spelled intelligent wrong, but you can't blame him his parents never installed hooked on phonics software on his computer.
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^Has to replace letters in "curse words" with numbers and symbols, because his parents have child friendly software installed on his computer.
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Your the product of incest, and a broken condom.
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You seem like a butt spelunker.
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balck news reporter goes hood
Stinkmeanker strikes back
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Time Travel/Future Prophecy always seems impossible to explain, and when put in a story always causes implausible conflict. This show basically going to be a Final Destination/Terminator mash up?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrapasso
Just did a project on Morality in Renaissance Italy, and after reading up on Dante, his idea of Contrapasso or poetic justice punishment lines up with that pic. Some of the punishments the characters recieved in the Divine Comedy are brutal, ironic, and very well suited to the sins of those who committed them.
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this had a hi-liter fill.. but the scanner didnt pick it up -_-
Rampage game reference?
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^Jonas Brothers are his guilty pleasure, his parents were going to take his sister to see them in concert, but he said he would take her so they could stay at home and rest. In reality he just wanted to get up close and personal with those Jonas Nuts.
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im just gunna fuck her man....me n his sister made a good lie that i seen her walkin down the street i scooped her up then dropped her off at the corner cuz i had to dip to work...she believed it. now shes texting me saying "wish we woulda went farther today"
Your friend's sister more than likely already told her friend you guys are going out, and that girl that caught you is probably lurking on this topic right now. Within a day or so she will probably tell your friend your doing his sister behind his back and she will use this thread as evidence.
Your only options now to continue going out with this girl without getting caught by your friend is to. . .
1)Take your girl's friend out before she snitches.
2)Rub a industrial strength magnet over your hardrive.
3)Burn the evidence
4)Hope the oontz crashes again and all archives of this topic are destroyed.
Good Luck.;)
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^This guy drives a raised truck, listens to Kotton Mouth Kings, and drinks a Monster for breakfast.
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I think this might be a repost.
This popped up on google when I searched "mario pants". . .Why God?
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So a gay guy walks into a bar. . . or that is what his abusive gay lover forces him to tell anyone that asks why he has a bar sized laceration on the top of his skull.
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Charles Barkley-I'm a dumbass
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Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD
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You might want to get Gimp, it is a free knock off of photo shop obviously with less of the features, but it gets the job done. You can also find scripts and what not for it online.
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i appreciate you contributing, but your a nerd if you even know what those are or expect us too. ur SN doesnt make seem like you'd be a MAGIC card player. try pokeman, might be funnier i mean fuck, the REAL cards name is "HOMO OMEGA" nuff said
No I actually don't know what these cards are from, but I found it slightly interesting that the Google image results for DAO you mad on page 4 had a card with DAO in the title, and upon going into the website that Homo Omega card looked like it had some guy killing some TPWF in it, so I thought I would work DAO in to it. Next time I contribute any pics I'll make sure to stop by your office though to get them screened for nerdiness.
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DISS THE PERSON ABOVE YOU
in Channel Zero
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I don't even have to come up with a clever diss for you, I can just call you a bitch, because like your name states you take shit from everyone.