I feel like I shouldnt have to say this......
it's a general rule of thumb, whenever engaging in illegal activity,
WHEREVER you are,
It's not a great idea to publicly post your phone number on a site the police openly cruise.
I know it's probably easy as shit to get over in your town, but don't be the one caught slippin'
Now the second rule of the day....
It's probably bla bla bla (see above)
To announce to all the address of your latest conquest.....
The cops in the boonies might just be bored enough to fuck with yall,
and all they need to do is google graff in east bumfuck and boom there you are like "Last night I bombed Harvey's Dildo shop on the corner of Dumbass and Moron St."
Next time just walk into the police station and start doing fill in's........