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Must spread BOATS.
Ok CIL, are you married?
If not id love to see a pic of a girl you smashed recently.
I think everyone should post their last or one of their last smashes since everyone in here
only dates models.
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Women take cunt like the equivalent of nigger.
Makes it all the more likeable to use in my eyes.
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Yeah, his character drops some real shit, I find that I think alike in many ways.
Definately like his role over Woody's family man yet I still cheat bullshit.
Love that Shea Whigham is in everything now, the man is great.
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Anyone else watching this show?
As par the course for HBO it's nothing but class, it's dark, and so far im hooked.
Matthew & Woody do a great job playing polar opposite personalities but each character is brilliant.
With Eastbound and Down done, Boardwalk Empire in its final season and every other show I love going to shit im hoping this is the next big thing...
After 3 episodes im thinking it is.
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Car's really only get stolen these days if you leave the keys in them, newer makes are alot harder to hotwire and such.
No update on the stolen BMW, poor rich cunt.
Which, by the way I am umad I never got a chance to poke....yet
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Haven't been to the gym since I graduted and my university gym membership is no mas.
Tpbm has payed for sex in some compacity
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Im all for pulling people's cards, but can we not tar and feather the few people who are still on here?
Dude moved to Alaska to work alot of hours...he's soning himself enough as it is.
As for all the chef shit, I do want to learn how to cook so I can have one more trick up my sleeve for the cooze but fuck ever making a profession in the food industry.
I guess owning a resturant woulnd't be so bad, but im not washing dishes or catering to anybody.
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Trash Biker granny though, can't fade that one.
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I wouldn't even let my dick drunkenly slip and fall into her mouth at my most shit-faced.
Rosey palm over that wildabeast all day.
Some of you's are some desperate motherfuckers.
At least you's are keeping it real though. :yuck:
Alot of yall are some funny mother fuckers, if I didnt have a life I could scroll through this thread and easily see where most of you have said you'd smash way worse.
I remember about 10 pages back or so it was nothing but dogwhales and you fools were
barking like a pack of dogs at an Alpo factory.
If you'd choose your hand over a woman who doesn't have a disease and no one would find out, then you must be a pro at 5 knuckle shuffles.
Coming from a guy who likes digits up his ass, and others who bang boil covered trailer trash I find it amusing that me and the few other honest guys in here are being crucified.
Again, id love to see pictures of girls you've actually smashed, not just the JcPenny catalouge women you wank one out too because your wife stopped putting out when Clinton was in office.
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Cunt is my favorite word, I easily say it more than any human being who has ever lived.
To the Aussies:
How do you feel about the new shark culling?
Do Aussie girls like American dudes?
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What the fuck is that?
Tpbm has fucked someone atleast a decade older or younger than them.
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Good on you Pro, im not much for nationalism outside of Irish heritage, but Aussieland is
definately on the top of my need to visit list.
If only your island didnt house every deadly creature on planet fucking Earth.
Cheers mate. (Am I right?)
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No shit she's an obvious smash, the real question is wifey status or not.
When I become single again, she's numbero uno on my list of targets that's for sure.
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Now alcohol or weed might have to be involved, but if it was that or my right hand im taking her 100 out of a 100 times
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I didnt see the scroll down insert....so im dropping her from a 5 to a 4.
But id still smash as long as the pussy isnt beat up, sticking to my story just a
little less enthusiastic as I was pre-scroll down pics.
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Best I could find, she doesn't post naughty shit to facebook she's all spoiled christian and shit...meaning you have to sext her to get the goods.
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Damn, didn't really expect this many of you to have actual experiences.
I don't know how this cunt's car hasn't been found yet.
She said it got jacked out of one of the campus parking decks, which there are
over a thousand cameras just in the area she is describing.
Then again the police aren't exactly the most zealous workers either.
Never had my car stolen, just totaled in a wreck.
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I'm thinking you should start offering the BMW breezy rides. Also, post her tits
Ive got a girlfriend and she knows about her... I like where your heads at.
I don't have tit pics but when I get back home ill post a few of her...still bangin.
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True, I love Bmore but other than the college kids and Ravens fans ive met Baltimore people are grimey as fuck.
Ive only been to select parts of your fair city, just speaking from an empirical basis.
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Re: random thoughts
Why is there always one tiny drop of liquid that clings to a container when you pour it out completely upside down?
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So late last year around August, I moved from my old spot to my current spot.
I called my younger brother to come help me move my shit as he lived not too far away.
He's always a bum when it comes to helping, but after not hearing from him for almost an hour I suspected something was up and phoned him.
Dude was in fucking tears saying his car had been stolen, that he had spent the last 53minutes looking for it, calling around and he knew exactly where he parked it and it was no longer there. So he calls the jakes, calls the tow companies, calls all of his friends who were with him last night, nada.
Long story short after about an hour or so one of his stoner friends calls him back(the only person who didnt answer the phone of course) and tells him he has his car and that he took it to his place because my brother was too drunk to drive....crisis averted.
Just now im reading on facebook this hot, spoiled bitch whom ive wanted to stuff since 9th grade has had her BMW stolen and is freaking out.
Which made me think what a great idea for a thread.
So oontzers.....has your car ever been stolen, or have you ever thought it was just to find out otherwise?
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I didn't say id wife her, but if you wouldn't take that for a spin, id love to see what your girlfriend/ex looks like.
I only date 7's-9's, but ill smash a 5 or 6 with big natural titties and ass anyday.
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Good thing im from VA, I love Philly and my boys in Philly, but im glad I wasn't born or grew up in that piss hole.
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I got a shotty in the trunk and that bitch goes bang....
True Detective - HBO
in Channel Zero
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Yeah, one of the best, Sopranos will always be my favorite just for the simplicity but it's a damn sexy opening.
If you have HBO and you haven't peeped this shit yet, you're missing out.
I love how dark and gritty it is...such a refresher compared to all the bullshit sunshine investigation shows out there.