earl broclo ESQ
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This album is worth checking out. VIP members can get it in the that place.
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My theory --If someone buys you a Coke, fuck a man in his ass.
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Dear SmXXL,
Can I go drinking with that kid when I'm in Vegas? Seriously. He looks like he's got the same mentality as me, and the same disposition on the world.
-Earl
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Yeah, I just looked at his post history.
He's either a retard or a cop.
Feel free to post up your local news wenches if you feel the need.
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This is all I could picture while reading the first post.
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I fucking hate listening to hood rats talk in my neighborhood. They make those storm chasing Massholes sound like Noam Chomsky.
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And drunk fishing is one of my all time favorite past times.
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I hear Emma Watson dropped out of Brown.
Which one of you scumbags broke her little heart?
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Dear Reese Witherspoon,
Well said,
Earl
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Has anyone stayed at the Mandarin Orange?
I'm letting her pick the room and she can't decide. We are looking for someplace modern, NICE, clean, with a good pool and a bar attached to the pool. That's a must. I'd prefer NOT to stay at a place that is filled with drunken fools trying to have their own "Hangover" weekend. Nor do I want to be surrounded by a bunch of drunk sluts who sound like a flock of pelicans freaking out. So places that are attached to clubs with bass bumping through the floor all night isn't what I want.
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Don't think that's going to happen. All my money is going to rent/bills/trip. Definitely not g-strings and $25 watered down well drinks.
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I'll do my sweatpants and viagra routine if you play with my nails.
I'm going to tell my girl about your offer and see what she says. She's the timid and shy type, so she'll probably think it's weird. Plus she'll probably get her nails done before we get there because we're getting married the morning after we get in.
If she does say "yes," we can't talk about props or make DAO jokes. In return, I won't tell you to show me your tits or to let me pee in your butt.
Agreed?
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Yeah, I crushed both of my thumbs on the beginning of a job last Friday. It was 4am when it happened and I worked until about 10am assembling/breaking down a large piece of equipment. The left one instantly went black, then after work I had to drive Upstate for the weekend. The trip took 10 hours and I swear I could feel my fucking heart beating in my thumb. It was fucking insane. The next day my friend mentioned the draining method, and thanks to the two vicodin I was on, I said "sure!" It didn't stop bleeding out for 3 days and still fucking hurts a week later. At least there isn't the pressure pain though. That shit was brutal.
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oh of course, pics or it didn't get hitched
There will be many pics. I'll also post our home made sex tape.
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Thanks for the congrats.
We both decided we don't really care about doing a big wedding right now, but we want to make it somewhat memorable. We also don't give two fucking shits about God and the Holy Ghost Crew giving us the blessing and "official" seal. So we're going to Vegas to do it in a chapel and enjoy the week we're there. We don't get to "hotel" it up all that often, and we never see pools. (Fuck a public pool!) So even if we spend the day just hanging by a pool getting mid day drunk, napping till night, and feeding and drinking the rest of the time --we're fine. It's fucking Caligula's party without the Barbarian on Barbarian sex. We plan to drive to the Grand Canyon and hike around there. Red Rocks would be nice as well. I'm all about that scenery type shit over strip malls.
I honestly don't see her shopping all that long, especially if it's catering to the comfort zones of tourists. So I'm sure we'll be looking for shit to do besides putting on pounds and fist fucking our livers.
I'm actually really fucking psyched for this. I'm going to tourist it up. I'll be that asshole at the pool with the farmer's tan and body of a Twist character.
I think we're getting a suite at the Mandarine Oriental. She won't put any oriental designed stuff in the house, because she's Asian, but she'll stay a hotel named after a food court dish. Go figure.
Oh --and we are doing a ceremony for our families. We're going to do a traditional Laotion ceremony Upstate. I can't wait for that either. It's a casual ceremony with a BBQ, booze, and lots of poker. I think I'm going to have to make a "White People's" section on the buffet table. My nephews think Big Macs are exotic foods.
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Im down to throw in mani/pedi as a wedding gift..and you dont even have to say we know eachother..just say you're treatin her..haha
/serious.
Wait, you're female? Or are you a Vietnamese dude name Tron Li? I think I have you confused again with another member.
I'm not sure giving me a manicure is a good idea.
I've got fucking Frankenstein thumb(s). The left one is ten times worse than the right, which is just slightly purple and still fully operational. The "purple" covered almost my whole nail, but we drained it by sticking a molten hot paper clip through my nail. That's the little hole in the middle. It worked and squirted blood on my friend's fridge and kitchen floor.
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What're you mostly trying to do?
See sights? shop? get grub?
We're getting married, then spending the rest of the trip relaxing, eating, and just enjoying ourselves. Gambling will definitely be in the mix. I'm going to try and find a poker table to sit at for one day. She'll probably want to shop, which is probably when I'll find that poker table. For us, no matter where we go, we're not in NYC so it's good for us. I think everyone who lives here enjoys a break from it.
Stay away from meth, don't ignore the swimming pools, and for gods sake don't get another facial tattoo.We don't do meth, so that's not a problem. We bought bathing suits last weekend, so the pools will definitely not be ignored, as won't the bars attached to said pools. I don't think I have any more room for face tattoos. The Care Bear I got done on my right cheek pretty much maxed out the real estate on my face.
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That girl is faptastic!
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At first I came here for Chess and Theaterwide Tactical Warfare. But then I found my real passion.
I think we're all fucking nerds for what we do on here.
Closed.
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Ok, so I got the video to work. When do we get the nudes?
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Nice! If you're good at finding people by their internet connection name, can you find "JuicyJess" in my neighborhood? I just want to see what she looks like.
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Seems like the video won't play now.
Did she threaten a lawsuit like Boohead and her boobie tattoos?
What does your 12oz signature mean?
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I fell off on "hardcore" a long time ago, and whenever someone plays shit for me I usually get bored or just don't like. Too much scream-o faggy bullshit or over use of the double kick bass or something else that just made me say "booooo this band."
Incendiary kind of brings me back to when I did hardcore. Thanks and props.
And my sig is a quote that is self explanatory.