HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I have heard good things and bad things this time of the year!
I have been told that there are good boys & girls, and there are bad boys & girls1
I have been told that the people here on this site fall into the latter category. Apparently you scumbags do something called graffiti. It is a malicious act of vandalism through the forms of a different mediums such as spray paint, markers, meanstreaks, etch, x-acto knives, sandpaper, shoepolish bottles, and more. You self-absorbed, self-centered, pretentious miscreant artfags should be ashamed of yourselves!
Just for that none of you motherfuckers are getting any presents!
SANTA CLAUS ONE NORTH POLE CREW