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    NHL 10-11 SEASON

    in Entertainment

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    I'm friends with Joe Nieuwendyk's niece and nephew.

     

    Joe said the outcome of the GM meetings surrounding the Winnipeg issue already concluded that shall a team fail, it will be moved to Winnipeg.

     

    Basically it's a matter of the city of

    Glendale putting forth the money, but with the pending law suit it looks as though that is not going to happen. Bring back the whiteout! The jets are coming home...

     

     

    And fuck that new logo ish...classic jets logo is and always will be one of the best sports logos ever. P.s. All this yap about players not wanting to play in winnipeg? Who the fuck wants to play in edmonton or Ottawa? Really guys? Some fucking Russian cries and people take it as gospel? Half the dudes in the NHL grew up in bumfuck Manitoba/Saskatchewan

     

    Last time I checked there is currently 14 active Russian hockey players in the entire NHL

    shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

    in Channel Zero

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    fun night...

     

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    BOSS

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Few years back it was my birthday and I headed up north with my girl at the time.

     

    So the chick and I have spent the whole day banging and drinking, I was younger at the time so sex 8 times in a day is still possible. Anyways were progressively getting more drunk as the day goes on. So it's about 3 in the afternoon and we start banging again and I end up convincing my girl that I wanna try put it in her ass. (I had never tried up this point) she takes some convincing but eventually agrees that if she gets more drunk I can give err a go. We proceed to shoot rye and end up getting rediculously hammered, we go to the bedroom and commence banging a bit more by this point I'm black out drunk. From what I remember I was trying to put it in and it just wasn't happening.

     

    Next thing I know, I get woken up my girl runs to the bathroom and commences puking her brains out, I begin to analyze what happened, I'm laying on a matress with no covers or sheets, there is lube and vomit everywhere, the bed is on the opposite side of the room and it was midnight 8 hours had passed.

     

    From now on I will forever partially remember the first time I ever tried putting it in a girls ass.

    shameful/awesome sex story souperthread.

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    The fact that I'm supposed to believe a dude that's xanied the fuck out is supposed to make me believe you more?

     

    Wait a minute! Now I know why you were able to have the beers, it's American beer so they don't count.

     

    Second of all, as a dude who is not an alcoholic but has gotten absolutely shittered drunk 3 times within the last week, I'll tell you right now unless you weigh 300lbs or you were an alcoholic, your lying or didn't realize that half the drinks you bought you gave to ugly hoes.

     

    Ya I've drank 17 drinks in a night, but I ended up laying in a garden puking on myself.

     

    Alice Cooper used to take down a 40 of vodka every day. It's believable but not from a dude who doesn't drink. And not in the allotted amount of time your describing.

     

    UmAd?

    NHL 10-11 SEASON

    in Entertainment

    Posted

    The nucks are choking hard, but will scrape a win out...

     

    You can't pull Lou yet, it's two bad games with a guy that your franchise has invested everything into. You pull bobby now, consider his career as a starter over.

     

    Montreal Boston is the best series to watch

    NHL 10-11 SEASON

    in Entertainment

    Posted

    No one in the west can compete with van, they are the real fucking deal this year.

     

    Detroit is the only team that will challenge them, but van is too quick, too deep and too tough to be stopped by the old vets...don't get me wrong, Detroit is good but when you've got the twins shelling Howard, they will collapse.

     

    Van is going to sweep the hawks and come out healthy and ready to face Nashville? Another take out...the stars have aligned for van this year. Barring a complete San Jose esque choke, vans going to the show.

     

     

    Just my take from a non Vancouver fan

     

    Also the b's and Habs is going 7

    UFC & MMA thread

    in Entertainment

    Posted

    Twisters and knee bars will usualy make you submit verbally first before remembering to tap, they are so fast and sharp that you forget to tap. You just scream.

     

    Twister was an illegal maneuver for a long time.

     

    My brother grappled Eddie at the Abu dabi championships in his second year of jui jitsui and Eddie tried to do the twister on him...he ended up getting mad chirps cause he couldn't tap my bro even though my bro had just got into the game.

     

    Showdown Joe then dubbed my brother with his nickname Shaun "the phenom"

     

    Ya ya cool story bro whatever I thought it's a decent story

    For teh gush.

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Re: Fruit Gushers Review

     

    Theo made it iconic on the oontz.

     

    But think about it. There are a million untold stories, far more fascinating than what we already know. We know Hitler's life inside and out. But what about the man who buried him?

    We have intimate knowledge of the devastation at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. But what about the man who mapped their coordinates?

    Most everyone is aware of the Great Chicago Fire. But what about the person who smelled the first smoke, saw the first flames?

     

    This situation is no different.

     

    Yes, Theo ran with it, in multiple directions. Unlimited photoshops occurred, variations were seemingly boundless. DAO showed up everywhere thanks to the tireless efforts of one diligent 12oz user, who brought a touch of infamy to the photograph. Much like a portrait of Che, or Lenin, but with a healthy American appetite for opportunity.

     

    But what of the first user who thought to himself, "this looks like that DAO fellow to me," who had the determination and unfathomable resolve to stand up in a sea of inequity and speak his mind?

     

    These are the questions worth pondering. Answering them may be out of the question, but we can at least strive towards greater understanding of ourselves.

     

    I'm still trying to understand the relevance of DAO and why this guy has become a

    Legend around here.

     

    As a late arrival to this place, I've gathered that DAO was a member with a mug shot that recieved extensive Photoshops however aside from that, the original precedence behind the photoshopping or what caused it to begin.

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