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That's what she said
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
Dear Frank,We regret to inform you that your subscription to "older white heffer's" has been canceled. We will no longer accept your partial payment of greasy one dollar bills stuffed in an envelope addressed to "Pron Ovher lordz".
Thank You.
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Triple post!
His handstyle is siK
with a capital sick K
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Why is his face so pink? Is DEUCHEBAG BLAKE on anabuse or some shit? Pic is after he took your shot...
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needs moar arrows
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HAHAHA.
On a side note, my comcast cable tv just went out, at least the WWW still works.
Fuck comcast.
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Didn't some shit happen where an MMA fighter was high on acid and bit his trainers nose off? You should bite your sensai's nose off if it didn't happen...
Or, even if it did
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This page is gold.
Black people always look like they have really white teeth.
Even though they all smoke newports.
Looking like the cheshire cat in the dark.
All you see is eyes and teeth.
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I like duechebag blake better than scumbag steve.
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
Tardtang. lol
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Smarties are just a gateway drug, soon you will be mainlining starburst. Don't shoot the yellow ones...
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Fuck yeah! It's above 0 degrees today!
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FUCK YEAH
tpbm is allergic to shellfish
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The red head from mythbusters or the tattoo chick from american pickers?
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Waffle House is the shit.
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He had once taught snookie. And she learned.
If he sleeps with your woman. You would want him to sleep with her again.
His kids were made of gold and platinum.
His dick plugged the hole that leaked out in the gulf.
He's more than a god. That Jesus prays to him.
Thank you Based God
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Oh yeah...
It's snowing like all fuck. weather.yahoo.com says -30 with wind chill. - motherfucking 30!? Fuck you.
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My girlfriends cat fucked me up pretty good. He started making this weird crying noise and hissed at me for no fucking reason. We had a stand off. GF was yelling at me to stop. I didn't do shit, cat just went crazy. I've seen when animals attack shit on TV, I knew I shouldn't turn my back to the insane blood thirsty cat. At some point, in my drunken state, I forgot the rules and turned around to head for the kitchen to take another shot. The backs of my legs look like fucking plaid from the attack that the cat unleashed on me. I'm going to put it in a pillow case with a brick and throw it in the pool while GF is at work.
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I went to a friends house last night to drink and play darts. He has a keg-o-rater in the garage. I got there and it was empty. Boo. Girl said she was going to the liquor store (with my friends 14 year old daughter) and asked what I wanted. I said "grab a pint of vodka, no, grab a liter".
She came back with this
Whipped cream fucking vodka?!?!?!?!
And this
All the girls were mixing them together and adding Irish cream for shots. Gross.
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Woke up drunk, trying to roll with it.
Thinking about heating up some leftover enchiladas.
I only have 2 cigarettes... FUCK
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There are also wings or biker's wings which are earned something like jump wings or pilot's wings, but with various color-coded meanings. Reportedly, an outlaw biker who has had sex with a woman with venereal disease can wear green wings, while purple wings indicate having had sex with a corpse, among others. However, it has also been suggested that these definitions are a hoax, intended to make fools of those outside the outlaw biker world, and also to serve the purpose of provoking outrage among the square public and authorities.
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Read the "warnings" on the super glue...
Bonds skin instantly.
Pssssshhh, warnings, that should be in the directions portion.
super bowl xlv
in Channel Zero
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I don't give a shit who's in the super bowl. I don't give a shit who wins. I don't give a shit about either team. I really don't give a shit about football all together. I'm going to get drunk and high as fuck at my boys house. He's a steeler fan, so, BLACK N YELLOW! I'm thinking this will be a good game though.