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  1. Torquemada
    why you got a suit on for niggz?
  2. Torquemada
    it is, :) . i never thought a hawaiian would ever be giving me lessons about anything......no offense?
  3. Torquemada
    i did but i just get like cheeseburger, chessboard, mortarboard i'm beginning to think it doesn't even exist, do you have any info on that word?
  4. Torquemada
    maybe he left it on because he was downloading a smorgisboard of gay and tranny porn? how do you spell smorgisboard i've tried like 20 different ways and it still gets underlined, maybe i should just stick to words i know how to spell?
  5. Torquemada
    i'll be listening to nothing but new wave hits for the rest of the week, how gay is that?
  6. Torquemada
    the new imac's are dope as fuck, i hope something happens to mine and they replace it with the newer one, the keyboard is also one of the sexiest piece of electronic equipment i have ever seen.
  7. Torquemada
    did you know pedo in spanish means fart? isn't that interesting?
  8. Torquemada
    plus /no pedo?
  9. Torquemada
    got any family trip to the beach flicks? of you? from 10 years ago?
  10. Torquemada
    i think we're gonna need more flicks. who's with me man..?
  11. Torquemada
    she's too old for me then... i keed?
  12. Torquemada
    i mean of the cake and decorations and stuff. you know?
  13. Torquemada
    PIX!?
  14. Torquemada
    why you deleting your cookies? there are hungry children somewhere.
  15. Torquemada
    in a creepy way?
  16. Torquemada
    i think you boss thinks you're looking at dicks on chicks. right?
  17. Torquemada
    when you say fat chicks do you mean like thick girls? or like obese women? i've been surfin the netz for some strictly "thick" girls but i just find like 2 nice thick girls and 400 obese ladies. can you hooks a nigga up with some thick bitch links?
  18. Torquemada
    doesn't chix with dix make caligula happy?....or is that me?
  19. Torquemada
    do you strap on a whole donkey?
  20. Torquemada
    is it stranger than an uber hetero person such as myself listening to the new maroon 5 right now?
  21. Torquemada
    it would depend on your situation wouldn't it? what if you were running for 2 hours then cycling another 3 and got in a hip hop battle and then jumped in a swamp to hide from cops? then it would be bad....i think.
  22. Torquemada
    i dunno, but now that i think about it i'd take dick smelling hands over a milk sticky dick any day, wouldn't you?
  23. Torquemada
    the same car? you ever think people pour milk on their dicks so their hands won't smell like dick for the rest of day after beating off?
  24. Torquemada
    do you ever pour milk on dick and suck it?
  25. Torquemada
    no, why are you so defensive over eragon? are you it's boyfriend or something? "oooooooooooooooooooooooo"
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