Cronik
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you guys have some funny preconceived ideas about us asian girls.
i will start my whiteboy fetish tomorrow.
Take a numba, your Asian sistas are already steppin up out here.
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That makes sense. A long while ago, I made out with a Tibetan chick. She stops and asks me if I'm only making out with her because she's Asian. Like a fool, I say, "Yeah," and I probably said something corny in addition. It wasn't true, I just thought she was kind of hot, and adventurous, and when she asked if it turned me on that she was Asian, I thought, "Why the hell not?" Anyhow, that's the last I saw of her. I can see why she was suspicious. Two of the few people I knew at this party are recent converts to Buddhism.
I think the big turn-off in being attracted to a whole race of people, is that it implies that you've had sex with a whole race of people.
Well, I am glad I don't have to convice you that admiting that making out with her had anything to do with her race was not a good move. Next time be ready for that and say something like, "no, are just making out with me because you heard I had a big dick?"
In all seriousness, this little story is another good illustration of why the plan that started of this thread was about as lame as they come. Never, ever, cop to be attracted to a race, especially Asians. They fear guys with yellow fever and in most cases they are just curious about other races. You can use this to your advantage, if you are smart. It can be a total buzzkill if you are not.
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I would expect anyone who refers to getting laid as "courting" to have difficult times in the market..
Word. Anyone who devises some complicated silly scheme for "courting" in a bar is one confused fuka. It's a waste of time. You can't teach balls but a good book on stand up comedy will open more doors for you than any of those tactics.
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I'm totally deaf in my left ear. Why do you want to know anyway?
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After my ex cheated on me she started acting like a bigger bitch (I figured out the timeframes)' date=' which was the biggest reason I was pissed, I think girls are insane and illogical 'till a certain age, maybe.[/quote']
And dudes aint? Go bomb a wall and forget about this shit for awhile.
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That they need to call me 10 times in under like 5 minutes.
Me and my girl have been going pretty stable for 6 months now.Things are good. But shes gotten into this fucking habit where she doesnt talk when were on the phone,so i say im ganna hang up and she stops me and says somthing and doesnt say anything else. So today she decided to do it...
"Okay baby,i gatta go. I love you."
"Yeaokaybye" (real quick and annoying)*hangs up*
Bitch. Your the one who bitches when i say.."Love you." instead of saying "I love you."
As im typing this my fucking phone is ringing. But now not just from her. She got her fucking friends calling me. I got text messages and voice mail and shit i dont even feel like looking at.
Please. PLEASE. Fucking cry me a river. Homie dont play that.
Stop and look around at your friends, I don't give a fuk where you live it's the same everywhere. You know a good many dawgs that will say anything to get pussy and once they do.. poof, they roll. Right? Right? Women never get over that shit, never. Even if it happens to their friends, they let it get into their head. There's a million other reasons that I don't have time to go into why women (prolly girls in your case) are insecure and need way more contact than dudes do but you and your fuk'd up horny az pecker happy friends need to take some credit for some of it.
Let me tell what -your- problem is. You let it happen. That's right, you are letting it happen. You even managed let it piss you off enough to come in here and whine to a bunch of dudes who really don't give a fuk. Fuk that's sad. What do you want us to do? You want everyone to agree with you that women are crazy? Geeeeeezus.
Here's what you do. Think this shit out before you do it because you only have one shot at it. You don't want the message to be that you don't care (even if you don't, she can't know this) about her need to hear your voice every five minutes. Sit down and write out the times that she and her friends call you all in one night... Go ahead pick a bad night like the one that put you in the whiny bitch mood you are in right now. 8:10pm, 8:12pm and so on.
Now do the fuking obvious. Armed with that piece of paper, sit down with your girl and tell her a bunch of nice shit. Then do what you should have done instead of posting this shit in the first place. Tell her:
1. To respect that you need to have time to do your shit or just be alone.
2. Tell her to stop making you one of her girlfriends. You a dude and you need this.
3. Remind her that this is important to you feeling that she respects you and your space.
4. You might even tell her that the time that you do have together will be more quality.
If you do this right, it will work. If you do it right and it doesn't work, then she's fuking crazy. Just run, don't turn around, just run. You'll soon have a fork in you.
Pretty simple huh?
You can put a nickel in the can on the way out the door.
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yo you've been in graff to long when you would still rather go out and bomb then talk shit about a thread on 12 oz (directed at glik0 and abracadabra......... ur position on this site means nothing...its your postion on the ledge when your doin a billboard that does)
does your pussy hurt clv?
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yeah so like for a few days my right nuts been hurting a little on off...i googled it and it said i might got some kind of infection in my sperm tube thing' date=' shit is mad gay i dont know how to get rid of it and mad people said they had this shit for like 2 years.. fuck[/quote']
Very sorry to hear about your balls. If had a problems like that, I'd probably go some place else to find out what is wrong if was that bad. I'd just beware of anyone that wants a pic so they can help you. For the record, I don't.
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I think you need to find someone who cares about this shit. You are trying to make money off street writers and sell them stuff right? People can find their shit on the internet, the last thing we need is pukes like you trying to turn a profit on us. Oh, sorry, I guess the last thing we need is pukes you trying to work your shit out on this board in front of us.
Let me make this simple..
WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR SHITTY RAG
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For now, this is just for entertainment purposes. LENS is a good guy, I don't want to do anything that would involve serious physical or psychological trauma.
The people I used to roll with were fucking ruthless. I mean, I wasn't the one who was doing the really heinous shit, though. Such as, calling 911 and slipping the phone into some passed-out guy's hand...then, having everybody leave the house so when the fire department showed up the guy's alone and wasted out of his mind with "I FUCK DOGS" tagged on his forehead...I can only imagine him trying to explain THAT one.
wuz their a dog in the room?
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if you are going to quote colors, make sure you do it right. it seemed like you transcribed that joke by typing it with your face.
that collection plate analogy sucks, no one will use it.
i wish i was something other than white because that would make my obsession with asian women less creepy. i dated a woman who was very asian, she was actually a panda bear.
-jim gaffigan
well jimbo..i wish my ability to write with my face didn't amaze you so much. so i blew the joke but i think the message was clear enough not to get you all puzzled and shit. bottom line....chicks of any race don't respond to the type of plan he was laying out. they want to persued directly. if you think a chick is cute, tell her with confidence and conviction right to her face and if she disses you you laugh at her and move on to the next one standing next to her.
don't cook up wild schemes of sending all your friends around to tell them for you like that. it's a waste of time and you will feel like a whupped puppy when they all know you like them and still dont score. i don't know lense but if what all say about him is true it doesn't surprise me. confidence, balls, is the best tool for getting pussy.
panda bear? i hate hairy chicks. yuck
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Isn't it a bit of a turn on to know that someone thinks you're hot? This works so well for Lense because he's made it so well known. He doesn't have to announce his preference to whomever he's pursuing, because he's announced it to everyone else.
What can we learn from this?
Well, if your out with your friends (or mates for you folks across the pond), before you enter a place try to get a feel for who the predominant hot women will be. Then tell your friends to sneak it into conversation that "My friend Chad really digs, alcoholic goth chicks like yourself." Now all you've got to do is stand back and wait for one of the many to approach you and ask, "Really? Prove it."
Just a hunch but you don't get much pussy this kind of plan do you?
This reminds me of a joke:
A old wise bull stood on a cliff and looked down into the valley. Along side him appears this horny adolecent bull. Together they look down and see a valley full of unattended cows. The young bull sports wood instantly and starts yelling. "Hey! Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows. The old wise Bull just looked over but didn't not say anything. C'mon, let's go! Said the little bull. The old wise bull just shook his head. "What? You don't want to fuck?" No, I think it's a bad idea, "What? You think fucking is a good idea." No. "He said. Then what is your beef? I think we should walk down there and fuck them all."
In short, grow some balls. Women want confidence not your friends sneaking around telling them that you think they are hot. Look them in the eye and tell them yourself.
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weak.. tell yo hommies not the whole internet
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he wuz a nazi?
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ya... can't chase your ass down as well either.
Asian Girls, the briiliance of Lens' game
in Channel Zero
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Here's a lil tip for you Sooki... desperation = slutty.