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haha. after all that, you want to know about his technics?
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yeah i totally understand that. notice i didn't disrespect the girls, and i don't really have a problem w my mans lifestyle. just never seen it up close on this level.
-grey goose/no problemo with women that want to get fucked like whores
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author's note- it would be relatively simple for you to find who i am talking about in this thread on my myspace page. do me a favor and don't be a dipshit and send him a message like, "yo man, goose told me about how you had your finger in this girls butt and wouldn't let her go until your roommate found the video camera!" well done!"... he's a pretty good friend of mine. would prefer you didn't make me out to look like such a moron, thanks.
anyway.
i'm 28 years old and i have seen a lot of shit.
know lots of wild people with wild lifestyles.
in terms of hooking up with girls and living that party lifestyle, i've seen a lot in 28 years.
i have a friend here who so far surpasses anything i have ever witnessed in the realm of acquiring overwhelming amounts of grade "a" pussy, that i wanted to share some stories about him with you.
maybe i've been a little sheltered? maybe some of you are more experienced in the arts of pimping than i? this is possible. please feel free to share your stories of excessive pimptasticness. but shit... unless you were hanging out with motherfucking Ice-T in '78, you ain't got shit on my man.
we'll call him G-Money.
one of my real good homies here used to be G-Moneys roommate.
G-Moneys crib has become the usual spot as of late for getting high, as he just moved into a new, nice big apt.
I've known G-Money for the last 2 years or so, but we never really spent much quality time together. He's a full time Hip-Hop DJ, a model, does a little acting. he's eurasian, movie star looks (no homo) so he's like, a small scale celebrity here. king of the hip hop club scene nightlife for sure.
so my good friend who was his roommate, we'll call him D, D would always tell me stories about G-Moneys exploits. so i always knew what was up, but i never really heard the shit from G-Money himself until recently.
ok, so just a quick lifestlye overview. G-Money and his new roommate, another homie, we'll call him X... they're both from rich families. X owns some business that his parents set him up with. he basically goes into work once a week to check some emails. other than that, G-Money and X just smoke weed non-stop and go out to clubs.
they're both cool guys. no real big egos or anything.
for example
last time I was out at this club that G-Money was spinning at he had some gorgeous 6' tall taiwanese girl giving him a back massage while he DJ-d. when she went to the bathroom i said to him, "dude, she's just fucking amazingly gorgeous".
so he could be a douchebag and show off and say something like how, oh she's ok, but you shoulda seen the girl who was actually sucking my dick in the DJ booth last night. she was hot.
but he's not a dick like that. he's like, "dude, i know man! soooooooooooo hot!"... you know what i mean? he's in this perpetual state of stoned happiness and just loving life.
but now that we been chilling more... i don't know, i don't want to sound like some kind of romantic... dude's got like an ill dark side when it comes to this shit.
he's definitely a full blown sex addict. it's his full time job.
i've met people before who i would consider sex addicts. the difference is that G-Money has unlimited access to his drug of choice. it would be like a severe coke addict who has an unlimited supply of grade "a" blow.
so we were talking pretty seriously last night about how it was really a problem for him. he knows he needs to step up his acting career game. he needs to start thinking about his future, but he can't. he's just completely focused on getting pussy. he regularly fucks about 4 different girls a week. most are in like , a rotation. some are just new ones and one nighters. he is insanely lazy. i'm lazy, but this dude puts me to shame. so any energy he has whatsoever is directed towards pussy.
one of the things we talked about recently is about how they are flying in a sex slave from LA. a ridiculously hot white girl who will live with them and just be their slave. they just have to keep her fed and take her out to party with them sometimes.
they've had several "gimps" before living with them. they call their sex slaves "gimps". i think that's weird because i think of gimps being dudes, a la pulp fiction.
so they were explaining to me the problem with their previous gimps and what they are going to obtain this time.
the first problem with their last gimp is that she was only a sex slave. she wouldn't clean the apartment and shit. they want a full on slave.
the other issue, which is really what kind of freaked me out on how fucked this guy is is this...
the gimps they've had before were professionals. they are into being sex slaves for rich/cool party guys.
but G-Money was explaining about the new gimp.
"see this is going to be this girls first time being a full blown whore. and i mean, that's what it's all about. being the first guy to totally dominate this little slut"
yikes.
i don't know man. i'm a guy. i'm no stranger to the concept of getting a young innocent girl and being the first to "corrupt" her. that just ties into the whole appeal of virgins and being the first.
but just the way dude said it. like, kind of giggling and smiling like it was a joke. but you could totally see that dude just has this crazy dark side.
another thing they were talking about was some girl they had at the apartment the night before.
apparently the arrangement between G-Money and X is that if they only bring one girl home between the 2 of them, they double team her. so they were talking how they were double teaming her, X was on the phone calling up D while the girl was sucking his dick, telling D to come over and that neither of them had fucked her yet and D could fuck her first if he wanted.
i don't know.... of course i have other friends that double team girls... i know it's not that crazy.
but again, it's the way they talk about it. like how guys talk about sports or music or something. it's their hobby.
it's not my thing. i can't even fuck my girl when the cats in the room.
the girl is down to make porn but they couldn't find the video camera.
G-money has about 4 girls who are down to make porn with him.
these girls are all 9's if not 10's.
G-Money has literally tricked out girls before and made money off of his girls fucking dudes.
he has an entourage of like 7 gorgeous dancers that he pays $500HKD (like $65) each to when he spins at big parties. so when he DJ's he also provides dancers for the clubs. this makes the clubs pay him more. the girls basically do it for the fun of it, and because he tells them to, he's obviously not paying them much. it's just like their taxi money to get to the club.
he also fucks them every night they dance for him.
so if it's a big party, and he brings out all 7 girls, he also take all 7 home with him at the end of the night...
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shit. there are more stories.... lots more. this is basically just what we were talking about last night and i thought i'd share.
do any of you guys know anyone who is on this level?
i bow down in a state somewhere between awe and disgust and basically just praise this dude as being the illest pimp i have ever met.
on with some pics.
everyone likes pics.
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the man himself. getting one of his girls to play dress up.
the paparazzi have been following G-Money around a bit lately as the media recently discovered that he used to "date" Janice and Rosemary. Janice is a pop star, Rosemary is a supermodel. they both have squeaky clean images and the tabloids are now bashing them because they uncovered their dirty pasts with G-Money.
rosemary
janice
some myspace silliness...
"i am so durnk i miss u. i love u. come to ny motherufkerrr"
"Daddy im in vegas now... wishing you were here... well i mean i shoulda drove to vegas to party with out last year.. oh well... this trip was a disaster... long story though. I was hoping to fly back to HK tomorrow but the tickets are crazy at this time!!! Then school is starting in september... looks like it would have to be in december... I miss miss miss you!!!!!!! i can't believe summer is over... sigh... i hope you're drinking as much as i did.... drink for the absence of me!!!"
"soon dont even worry about it, ill be out there soon with ur wifey and ull show us around honey!
yeah cant wait doll face"
"Aye Papi.....I miss you too Mr. International model/DJ/pimp/superstar =P I'm still waiting for you......it's been too long love."
"I miss you daddy... Haven't seen you in a while now... Will hit you up tomorrow for a swim thou.
love & cookies"
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there's so much more.
-goose
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aww that was sweet and i missed it.
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chubb rock.
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what's docking?
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basically, receiving praise from el mammolito is all i need in my hip hop career to feel like i have acheived my goal. everything else that happens from here on in is just icing.
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goose you need to send me more hip hoppin songs.
STAT.
glikrock.
actually i'm dying to send out some new shit and hear some feedback...
i can't tho...
you gotta wait for the album to drop.... (which is happening)
but here's a few lyrical morsels to give you a sense of my marvelous artisitc direction...
EARLY BLOOMER
"at age 11 left em all behind and crossed the line to manhood/ his underarms began to smell the way that a mans should
early bloomer/ grew up fast/ the other kids in class were all talk but no mustache
jungle gym king/ little league slugger/ dodge ball dodger/ he wrestled roger
cause roger was like, "gary and stephanie sitting in a tree"/ roger was jealous he wasn't first to feel her titties"
DUNGEON MASTERS (PART I)
"gather round and listen as i conjure up a tale/ if you indulge in hobbit leaf nows a good time to inhale
i go by many names my fame will live forever after/ but today you can address me as your fucking dungeon master
in a time of evil dragons and magic rings/ princesses with impressive breastices and tragic kings
there lived 3 unlikely heros and they searched the land for riches/ i cast a level seven spell of hip hop on you bitches"
WTF?
"i'll scuba dive and cipher with an octopus and jelly fish we'll rock the ocean floor for days creating tidal waves/
fucked a mermaid in the deep we smoked seaweed and went to sleep i fell in love and i proposed she swam away (and so it goes)
i'll hang out with the x-men and they'll know that i am one of them when i dip my dick into/ jean grey she'll know i'm gifted too
my mutant strength is penis length and rhymes that give me super stealth so i can sneak/ my superdick inside mystique"
I GOT NO GAME WITH THESE BITCHES
"all these dames are the same i got no game with these lame hos/ i need a new wardrobe my clothes are too damn old/
been rockin the same jeans/ since i was 18/ this hanes t smells and it doesnt hide my belly well/
what the hell i need some money maybe then the girls will like me i only got one pair of kicks and they aint even nikes
hate the clubs where hos be at i'm way to broke to fuck with that sugar and hei hei?/ that shit is gay
please believe if i hear black eyed peas get played again i'm bout to flip the fuck out and smack the dj with my heineken
you'll find me on the street drinkin a tall can tsing tao for 10 bucks/ instead 80 in that wack club
look it i aint hating on this city cause i love it but the only cats who gettin lovin flashin lots of money
i can't buy you gucci baby/ that's the truth but if you sex the goose maybe i'll write a song about you
i got no game with these bitches/ i never shave/ and i aint rich (shit)"
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thats all for now.
oh, yo. i painted last weekend.
peep.
yumla.com
-goosecles the philosopher
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neither are my dumpling. i don't really like posting her pic. i can deal with e-haters making fun of my pink shirts or my friends but it makes me angry when the dumpling gets dissed.
anyway.
i really just wanted to say hi as i've been MIA. just trying to actually work while at work lately.
and i figured posting some random pictures i have on ohotobucket would help avoid the, "nice fucking thread, asshole" comments.
but now i got the gay pink shirt comments.
i just can't win.
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how we doin?
i caught a fish!
my dad caught a lot of fish!
i want this shirt.
funny how things are pretty much the same regardless of where you're at.
my brother and his wife made a new person! Jacob Paul, aka, Jacob the drooler.
anybody want to jump on ichat and send me some good hip hop beats?
goose138
metal fingers or madlib i guess would be nice.
love always
goose money millionaire
seriously BIG fucking pimpin
in Channel Zero
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haha yeah man i hear you. i'm not sure what equipment he has. but he's making about 7K a month, cash, and he doesn't have a coke habit. im sure he's got the set up he wants.