i can just see it on dateline
To Catch A Graffiti Vandal
newsdude:"sir, what are you planning on doing with those cans of paint?"
you:"uh"
newsdude:"did you say that you were going to, and i quote, 'paint the shit out of the city'? It says in this chatlog that you were planning on 'getting up like hugh hefner on a viagra pill'. What do you have to say about that?"