Smacky636
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i was at the liqour store once with my friend and apparently right before we got to the register to pay some middle aged drunk dude was trying to buy a 1.75L of some cheap ass vodka and was refused due to his inebriating demeanor. My transaction was completed and a second middle aged drunk dude tried buying the same exact size and brand vodka. he was also inebriated. The owner/cashier told said mexican employee to flag down a cop. The diligent Mexican did so and the the two got arrested for DWI's. My friend and I walked outside to our car and saw the that the two middle aged drunks guys were driving a FUCKING MIATA, FUCKING HOMOS. Laughs occurred and we bounce to tell said story to others.
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dude was so bent he crashed his car, wifey took out 2 back windows with a golf club, (ya, you're Tiger but Negro Please.. you donthave that many golf clubs lying around thhe house...) & when pulled out by his wife was recorded as "Snoring on the neighboors front lawn"... fucking awesome. haha
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sounds like a stand up friend, some i would want in my corner when shit wasn't going well in my life.... :rolleyes:
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Maybe a dumb question but, since I've never applied for unemployment... Can I collect if I get canned from 1 job but still hold another? Loophole anyone?
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if i dont wake up normally and at my own pace my morning, meaning the greater part of the day that i am awake no matter what time of day/night it is, is pretty much groggy...
there are exceptions thou.. can't think of any right now cuz it happens so far and few between when i wake up planned and i'm not groggy. even for snowboarding or fishing i'm still groggy even thou my day is gonna be awesome..
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BAH DUMP CHESH!!
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whoever doesn't eat the turkey on Turkeyday is wack...
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There was a deaf girl who wanted to get in my pants freshman year of college. The way she laughed was a huge turn off.
LMAO!!
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everytime i see this i go to click a add and its blank. big grey box.
same here and i'm always on the oontz when i am at work so if you can figure out how to replace those gray boxes with commercial ads you got yourself some quality time clicking on all the ads galore...
HELP ME HELP YOU!!!
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^^^ LMAO, any dude named Robert? really?
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GO YANKS!!!
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HOOK IT UP SHAI??
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I WANT ONE!!!
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Re: I lost Husk
I've actually lost alot of weight.Well, a little weight. Mostly just size.
Been converting fat to muscle.
THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. PLEASE READ UP ON THE SUBJECT!!! :p :p
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4:34AM, SMACKY, CHECKS IN...
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The fuck is a Zyrtec and what were you doing with the shit?
Sounds like some kind of penis pills or some shit, you having penis problems already youngbuck?
^^^ lmao, this reminded me of DAO when he asked "what the fuck is a Penicillin???"
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^^^ good call
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Yea man, Jews are so evil, don't get any jewelry appraisals from them. :lol:
You sound like my friends semi retarded father who refers to Jew as "the Heebz"
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Why should they get over it? Cause the world is sick of hearing about it. A Jew apraises your Mom's engagment ring and in the process swaps the diamond out for a shard of glass and everyone turns a blindeye... "oh he's a Jew, he's using the money to send a kid to Israel, they suffered through the Holocaust."
It's just an excuse for a group to act like assholes, then turn around and get sympathy for something that didn't even happen to that person directly.
Everyone had a hard time when they came here, Irish, Spanish, Italian, Blacks, Cuban's, but Jew's are the one we're supposed to cry ourselves to sleep over. They even have thier own special word for disliking them.
If you hate niggers are you an "Ant-Nig-ite?"
I wasn't a part of the Nazi youth, and you weren't detained in a concentraion camp, so I don't want to be put on a guilt trip about it.
OH SNAP!!
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i woulda wished Liv Tyler to be my Korean Chick in your 9/11 story during WWII
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Why should the Jews get over the Holocaust?
The British and American governments knew about the Holocaust. Efforts to get them to bomb the rails to the camps were rejected.
Even the boat loads of Jews that did escape and traveled to the US were turned back to Germany and ultimately murdered. This was because of antisemitism in America. Think I'm making it up? Google it.
Only after Pearl Harbor did America get involved.
If I'm to thank people, I'll thank Russia, Britain, and America.
you dont think that the order of how you thanked people some what has to do with the geographical makeup of the countries location of closest to farthest makes a difference in their involvement in WWII and their willingness to participate?
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^If I wasn't 24'd I'd negaprop you for sounding like one of those annoying teachers in highschool who keeps bothering you when all you wanna do is take a nap and drool on you text books.
take a fucking nap then, it's not hard to come up with this shit.. jesus, it's even in movies that you watched outside of school.
but you seem cranky, lets talk about this after your nap.
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their is such a thing like a BBW Japanese chick? Call cG...
on another note any watch National Lampoons Senior Trip and peep the rare albino Japanese chick?
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I'm not going to be bothered researching what I would think to be the 25 worst crimes of the century, but best believe that if I did it wouldn't have anything to do with stolen paintings or buffed graffiti.
and dude you missed my point that TIME was just catering to thier consumers, or did you not miss my point.
MTV's Jersey Shore
in Channel Zero
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LOL!! OBVIOUSLY, you dont know to many millionaires in New Jersey. Here's and example of my friend Pete's family who were millionaires in NJ and moved to NYC. Dudes father decided he wanted to live in the city, he had a family of 6. What did his pops do?? Buy 4 apartments, 2 adjacent on 1 floor and 2 directly below the top two. Dude had the 4 apartments renovated into 1 huge ass apartment/penthouse in Manhattan.
Dude is far from a thousandaire, also considering his yacht is dock in NYC too.
:D :D :D Stupid Amounts of Money :D :D :D