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    Short Fuse

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    "Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!" - Team America: World Police

     

     

    i think this really sums it up.

    What's On Your Christmas List?

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I don't have pubes, dude.

     

    They are for my head.

    Because I have things shaved into my hair.

    Lightening bolts, zig zags, diamonds, doo dads.

    I want to teach some dudes how to do that stuff.

    So I don't have to rely on my stylists so much to be touching up my fade every 9 days.

     

    go to a barber shop.

    man talk

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    There is this trifflin bitch at work.We used to be cool until she ratted my boy out and got him fired for no apparent reason other then to be a snitch.Ever since then i have been ignoring her existence.But today as i was walking out the bathroom at work (its a 1 person unisex bathroom) she was walking in after i laid a ill fart and busted a huge leak and didnt flush the toilet or put the seat down or nothing.Shit made me smile

     

     

    ::golf clap:: :cool:

    FREE Kingston 1 gig USB Flash Drive if you have GMAIL

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    STOLEN

     

    You can get a Kingston 1GB USB flash drive from Buy.com for under a buck -- or depending on where you live, absolutely free.

     

     

    Here's the scoop:

     

    1. First, head for Buy.com.

     

    2. Add one Kingston flash drive to your cart.

    http://www.buy.com/prod/kingston-1gb...202743517.html

     

    3. At the Checkout page, click on the Google checkout option to get the $10 discount. (Read more about the Google option here).

    If you have already used google checkout to get the $10 off, make a new gmail account and you can get the discount again.

     

    4. Make sure you choose budget shipping -- which is free."

    man talk

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    i know i got that part bro i was messing with you

     

     

    you roll up to the gas station and say 'fill' to the attendant, hoping he doesn't double check what you said. so then he fills your tank. he comes to collect, you should be on your cell phone at this point to help sell the story, and tell him you only wanted 5 dollars worth and hold up a lincoln. he complains and you say thats all the money you got. show him and empty wallet. then he'll def be pissed but you got gas. only do this when your really are in a bind and need gas for the next week

    man talk

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    My friend worked at a gas station and he kept a big ass rock right outside the door for people who tried to steal gas, and actually broke out someones back window one time.

     

    i smell bullshit on that one :D

    man talk

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I wear the same pair of pants everyday.

     

    And, I'm calling shenanigans on the gas fillup scam.

     

    come to Jersey and i'll hook u up with a tank of gas for 5 dollars.

     

    the only thing is that sometimes the dude double checks what you said so it's not always fool proof

    man talk

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    whats better than running water and not washing is farting softly as not to signal anyone of their upcoming fate and then procedd to leave a trail of vapors in the room as you walk out.

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