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Smacky636

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  1. Dude, why dont you get the cologne "Sex Panther" from Anchorman and use that if you got a problem.

     

    It works 100%, 60 % of the time. PLUS it smells like Bigfoots dick. Can you beat that?!?!?

  2. Re: What You Guzzlin' Tonight?

     

    had a drink called a "RumRunner" last night. Had about 3 of them, didnt realize that shit was made with 151. It's the next night and my stomach is still fucked up. Anyways, it did the job last night. Well that was in combo with 3 LIT's 2 shots of Jager, and 2 shots of SoCo and Lime(not my choice).

  3. soak a hot wash cloth under water and then apply it to your neck. use shaving cream that has an alow vera additive in it. i agree with R@ndomH3ro, a mach 3 is great so u dont have to shave an area multiple times to aggrivate the site. also an aftershave that moisturizes works well 2. good luck

     

    and if all else fails get the Hydrocodone cough syrup.

     

    better yet get the Hydrocodone cough syrup any way

  4. my grandfather told me i was gonna die when he was babysitting me when i was young.

     

     

    me·tas·ta·size /məˈtæstəˌsaɪz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[muh-tas-tuh-sahyz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

    –verb (used without object), -sized, -siz·ing. 1. Pathology. (of malignant cells or disease-producing organisms) to spread to other parts of the body by way of the blood or lymphatic vessels or membranous surfaces.

    2. to spread injuriously: Street gangs have metastasized in our city.

    3. to transform, esp. into a dangerous form: The KGB metastasized after the fall of the Soviet Union. Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.

     

    Also, especially British, me·tas·ta·sise.

  5. does anyone else get the impression this dude is like 15 and doesnt own a company?

     

    24, fulltime student, fulltime job, promotion is a side bit. try again bro

  6. thanks for the input hayabusa.

     

    she did split once when they both moved to VA. Dude pulled a 180 and did the lovey dovey shit she likes and her dumbass took him back only for him to revert back to mr prick. no she is basically in a situational bind waiting for her friend to come back to nj after the first. (in florida for new years with family) so that they can move out. she dont want him knowing anything about bouncing. More like he comes home from work and she is gone type shit, feel me?

  7. 1 can hit it

    2 dont talk about dude after the first night

    3 it can go whatever way i want it to go dont get it twisted.

     

    i dunno maybe i just liked fucked up situations so i never see a dull moment make sense?

     

    i'm getting drunk 2night

  8. So.. heres the skinny. I am an owner of a promotion company with 2 of my friends, we have been throwing parties at a location since September. Now the said location has this one nice ass bartender. At the first party my one who rocks a good game started to kick it 2 her, she respectfully declined by giving dude a fugazi #.

     

    Fast forward to last party, December 22nd, Ma starts to talk to me and i make no real advances towards her. I'm basically playing cool cuz my boy couldn't cop it so i'm like fuck it i'll just kick it with her at the bar. So night winds down and i drive my one boy who is bombed outta his mind home about a good 35min away. I ask Ma if she wants to keep me company on the way home. She's down, so i'm like bet. We do whatever, whatever chillin on the way down and on the way back i get to talking. Here are the cards that i am dealt.

     

    Chick moved to NJ from VA with her man of 3 years. They met outta High School and stayed since. He beats her. She has tried to leave. Folks told her that she got into the mess with him against their wishes she has to get out on her own and come back home. She dont wanna go home and she has 2 friends up here. 1 of which will offer her a place to stay. she dont want dude in her life.

     

    Chick is mad cool not the usual snotty chicks from the area. In my mind def something to keep at bay. i told old girl to dip on dude and move out cuz she def doesnt wanna move home and to enroll back in school which dude has been putting a lock on. Basically i told her she's chill in my book from what i know about her minus fucked situation of an abusive bf that wont let her bounce. I told her i'm not doing shit unless she's out.

     

    Now question. Based off of the limited notes i gave all of you, whats your imput.

    I have a good idea of what i wanna do but am looking for others opinions.

     

    :confused: :D ;)

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