I'll write for your mom's magazine it is called Home and Garden and How i Love XXXXXX's Balls in My Mouth and it has a free 4 month subscription to anyone who makes a purchase at best buy. But nobody ever wants the subscription. so when i go pick up the latest Daughtrycd, i will go with sports illustrated or car and driver , so it will probably go out of buisness. which means me and your mom would be out of a job, but its cool cause she stays happy as long as i keep her garden tidy and her mouth full.