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26SidedCube

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  1. It sounds like he's trying to get away from that 'backpacker instrumental hip-hop' niche and focus on making music that's 'just music'.

     

    My guess is dude realized there's more money in making music for Saturn Ion commercials than there is in making music for snobby-ass backpackers that want ever album to sound like DJ Shadow's lost record.

     

    I like that 'Never Had It So Good' track. Shit's catchy.

  2. "My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme hold one of yous... and feed you a leaf."

     

    -Mitch Hedberg

     

    Alright, so it's not pandas.. but this thread made me think of it.

  3. Never did anything crazy. But I use to pick up blotterpaper.. perferate it, spray it with hairspray,

    wrap it in foil, and sell it to kids that knew nothing about acid.

     

    Dry sugarcubes, fragments of portabella mushrooms, little squares of pill-casings (cut to look like gel tabs) and lemon/lime/orange-peeled dirtweed passed off as dro.

     

     

     

    I never did anything retarded to get drugs. Usually I just ripped-off people who were desperate to get drugs.

  4. Usually I'd say something like 'Bullshit. This stuff happens all the time, and has happened since people decided to stop being monkeys. This is just media sensationalism.'

     

    But after that bitch used her 2 year old as a billy club I'm not so sure. People are seriously getting more and more fucked up as the days go on.

  5. ^A bunch of Arabic guys work in my building, those fools are CONSTANTLY washing themselves in the sink. Feet, arms, face. Name it.

     

    Sometimes they'll do it while I'm dropping duece and that makes me all sorts of awkward, so I'll wait in the stall until they're finished for the sake of avoiding any weird confrontation.

  6. Sickest shit in the world:

     

    This kid I used to know would keep a bottle of baby-oil under his computer desk at all times. Sometimes you'd walk into his room and the sun would be beaming through the window and onto his keyboard, and you could actually see a glare being coming off of the months and months of residual baby-oil smears. The first time I saw it I literally had to stop and think to myself 'Hmm. Keyboards aren't supposed to be that shiny.' before touching it.

     

    I'm not exaggerating. I could literally see my reflection in this guy's keyboard.

     

     

     

    I know what you're thinking: 'Was dude poindexter? What's up with hanging with the Deryll Squad?' Fucked up thing is that he was a normal-looking guy (/nohomo) who pulled girls. I don't know why he needed to beat off constantly.

  7. Q:

     

    My daughter frequently comes home from school complaining of headaches. I am wondering if it is just stress or if something in her diet might be causing them. What do you think?

     

    A:

     

    It could be stress, diet or both. But before self-diagnosing, be sure to put a call into her doctor so that any potentially serious causes may be ruled out.

     

    Diet certainly can play a large role in the cause of headaches, as well as their prevention. There are three different areas you should investigate to identify if diet might be a factor in her afternoon headaches:

     

    Dehydration:
    Talk to your daughter about her drinking habits during the school day. I know that when my daughter was younger, she would drink nothing all day to avoid having to use the school bathrooms. Then, she would show up every afternoon with a headache. Once I finally discovered she wasn't drinking enough liquids, we corrected the problem. Make sure that before your daughter leaves home in the morning, she has had plenty to drink. Also, pack something to drink in her lunch box. When your daughter returns home, be sure her afternoon routine includes having something to drink. You might also talk with the physical education instructor to encourage a classroom discussion of the importance of staying well-hydrated, particularly before and after exercise.

     

    Afternoon low blood sugar:
    If it has been some time since lunch, or your daughter ever skips lunch, then low blood sugar may be the culprit. Also, a lunch that is high in refined carbohydrates and sugar may be causing a rapid rise in blood sugar, followed by a reactive drop, leaving her without fuel. The best lunch is one that will supply nutrients to get her through the afternoon. That means you need to include the slower-digesting proteins, fats and complex carbohydrates. Choose whole-grain breads, cheese, tuna, deli turkey, chicken or peanut butter. Include a piece of fruit or snack mix that includes dried fruits and nuts. Avoid highly processed foods like chips, white bread, sugary juice beverages or candy. Often kids will eat only those, leaving behind the foods that will fuel them better over time. Several smaller meals or snacks throughout the day may also help. If your daughter complains that there is no time to eat lunch, speak with the school to see what can be done to assure adequate time. Perhaps kids are skipping lunch in favor of more time in the playground. If this is the case, maybe recess can be scheduled before lunch.

     

    Avoid trigger foods:
    There are some foods that are commonly known to trigger headaches in susceptible people. Keep a food diary and see if any of these foods may be causing headaches in your daughter: Aged cheese, chocolate, pickled or fermented foods, meats preserved with nitrates, food with MSG, nuts, citrus fruits and yogurt. If you notice a correlation, avoid those foods and see if things improve. For an adult with frequent headaches, watch out for red wine, beer and caffeine.

  8. Haha, fuck yeah! Someone else here figured out that the Marvel Alliance games are glorified versions of Gauntlet. They're still fun, though, I'm close to buying the latest one on 360.

     

    Fuck yeah, but Gauntlet sucks because watching some nameless wizard/warrior/elf beat up goblins for hours on end is just boring. Marvel games are basically the same format, but way more fun because I know the back-story to every level, character and power in the game.

     

    It probably shouldn't but, to me, the backstory counts for something.

     

    Definitely pick up Ultimate if you haven't already. The only shitty part I've found is Arcade's level- and that's because it's glitchy as shit when you have to face the boss.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    edit: What's up with the forum making posts go all horizontal?

  9. YO. GET A FUCKING JOB, DUDE. MOVING PASTE DOESN'T COUNT.

     

    Seriously, go storm into Vice's offices and demand a spot writing for them already. What the fuck are you waiting for?

     

    People haven't been telling you that you're funny enough to write for a living because they want to be nice to you. Get on your fucking hustle and do something with your talent, fam.

  10. I:

     

    exercise/work out four days per week

    skate hard for a few hours two times per week

    don't fuck with red meat (except steak erry now and then)

    don't fuck with chicken

    dont' fuck with the pork

    dont' drink soda

     

    I'm no Glik, but my shit's steady getting diesel.

  11. ^Yeah man. I'm not trying to piss on anyone's parade... it just really doesn't seem that great after playing GoW and RS: Vegas for the past 6 months.

     

    Hell. I'd rather mess with Marvel Ultimate alliance- and that might as well be Gauntlet.

  12. Duh dude.

    Relax its just a bit of fun, like doing a crossword or something, as if you get that worked up!

     

    I think you read my tone wrong.

     

    Anyway, I was just explaining something to people who might not have known. I didn't see it posted in this thread, so I said it. Simple as that.

     

    Lah dee dah.

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