effyoo
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today fucking sucked. the i'm staying near the ocean and the wind and rain were terrible. power didn't go out though..
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shit, you better burn the city down before the rains come sunday morning
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goddamnit. but its fucking beautiful right now....
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oh, holler at me when you get into town too, abc. dev has my number
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this trip here put me up over the 200lb mark too
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i know, i bet with the booze, drink, and laundry etc aisles only about 25 percent of any grocery store has actual food in it. trader joes is the exception though. that place is good.
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haha, thats what i'm doing right now too abc. Everytime i'm in the store i try to get something new that we didn't have back home.
mostly it involves mass amounts of crappy beer that i've never tried before or some weird energy drink.
4 giant cans of iced tea for a dollar out the door? Sold!
30 cans of beer for 9.99? You bet your ass i'm buying it!
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I had a half empty, half flat 40 of mickeys and red hot cheetos for breakfast, but I followed that up with a nice pastrami with provolone on sourdough.
the goodness of the second cancels out the nastiness of the first
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Bryan Adams or Celine Dion? neither
Corner Gas or Beachcombers? relic
Trailer park Boys or Fubar? a friend from school grew up in the same trailer park that they're in. fubar is home. fubar
Geese or Grizzlies? geezlies
Maple syrup or brown sugar? both have their uses.
Lacrosse or hockey? meh.. hockey
Alanis Morrisette or Avril Lavigne-which ones sexier? alanis - she'll go down on you in a theater
Alex Trebek or Michael J. Fox? Mike
Linda Evangelista or Pamela Anderson? linda
ice fishing or ice skating? fish skating.
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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Feb 20 2006, 06:54 PM
The Hip or Blue Rodeo? The Hip
Anne of Green Gables - Would you hit it? Sure, haven't got w/ a redhead yet
Who do you hate more, Rick the Temp or Ben Mulrooney. Rick was annoying in his time, Ben is annoying now
Ever been to Quebec? On St. Jean Baptiste day? Nope, never been east of Winnipeg
Kim Campbell - Get her the fuck out of here! did she ever do anything after she was elected then kicked out of office
Canadian or Blue? If you had to pick one. Blue
Gavin Crawford shouldn't ever have been let on TV. what a gaymo
Kraft Dinner - Extra milk or with ketchup?Ketchup. I'm not making pasta with orange soup
Native art or the Group of Seven? Native art has realy great lines, I especially like work from the Haida, but the Group of Seven did their thing as well.... its a tie
Terrence or Phillip? <fart>
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speaking of iq dropping, i just bought a 30 pack of beer for 11.99.
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i've found limiting my alcohol intake during tony hawk sessions greatly reduces the games difficulty
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if you look good in them i'll forgive you
"stop badgering the woman, can't you see she is sexy!?!"
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am i the only one that is sick of the whole hipster look? those giant glasses only have me convinced you're trying to hide your lazy eye.
just give me a nice looking girl with a pretty face, nice waist, and some hips i can hold on to and i'm a happy camper.
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Originally posted by Sparoism@Feb 21 2006, 06:02 PM
Seriously...I think once you get to the Bay Area you shouldn't have any problems.
haha, maybe its the ocean air or something in the water, but i would consider this a true statement.
i heart bay area girls
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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 18 2006, 02:18 PM
i wanna see blood
whether it's period blood
or buss you in yo fuckin face
some blooooooooood
so the other night i fucked a midget and when i pulled out i had blood on my junk. savage.
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smart girls with something to say
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looks like me and you were walking the same trails yesterday, CACash
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this valentines is going to be awesome. i'm going to go to my favorite bar in the mission, plant my ass on a stool, drink cheap beer and see what the cat drags in.
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hahaha, thats awesome
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Originally posted by Devilush@Dec 20 2005, 12:24 PM
do you wanna party with a sober pregger lady and a loud drunk? probably not. yea, we're adults now, we're kinda boring.
wait... what?!? congrats!
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the exact same thing happened to me. hours and hours were wasted. now, i really just do the same things: check myspace for messages, respond to email, and check 12oz for a few if theres nothing else to do. although i do need to step up my free music game again. the free stuff has been getting neglected.
its all good though, i get so much other more important stuff done.
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unless something drastic changes, i'm moving to sf come january. word.
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re: flying cockroaches.
hell yes they can fly. i'm sure i told this one before but here it is again.
i was in the philippines a few years ago and had never seen a cockroach in my entire 22 years of life. being from canada and from a city that is covered in snow for 5 months a year, we didn't get many roaches kicking around, and obviously i didn't know they can fly.
so anyway, its been a few weeks in the tropics, i got used to seeing roaches and lizards chilling everywhere, things were cool.
i go to take a shit in this small little bathroom that is a concrete room just big enough to open the door turn around, drop trou and do your thing.
i'm sitting there relaxing and thinking about the trip so far, looking at the trail of ants that are going up the wall to my right and this roach starts crawling up the door in front of me. I start watching it, looking at the antennae feel around and help mr roach up the door.
i swear, as soon as i thought, "whats the big deal that everyone makes of roaches? they're not scary at all", that fucking thing jumped off the door, hit me right in the face and started buzzing around the tiny shithole. it was like that fucker could read my mind and was like, "oh you think so whiteboy?"
i started freaking out, probably yelled like a little girl, and got out of there fast as possible just to see the family i was staying there laughing at me, while i'm just like "Holy shit! i didn't know those things could fly!"
still, they ain't so scary. ;)
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i bet she doesn't look naked. there's probably some serious stretch marks under dem clothes