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    Hitler v. Elmo v. Mero

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn@Jan 18 2006, 11:28 PM

    haha,basically by saying how much you hate hipsters makes you a hipster for only disliking the fact that people are doing that same thing,soo there should be a new category called hipster,hipster's-one who cares soo much about what the essential "hipster" does to a certain extent that they have made themselves a hipster by being soo concerned.

     

    OK MY NIGGA THAT SHIT MADE MY HEAD HURT.

     

     

    (HIPSTER)² x (EMO)+(PUNK)³ = (HIPSTER-EMO)²

     

    SOLVE FOR GAY.

     

     

    YO MY NIGGA IF NIGGAS WANNA STEREOTYPE ME OK, IM JUST A GHETTO NIGGA, I WAS BORN & RAISED IN VARIOUS PARTS OF THE BRONX, BUT IM WELL SPOKEN WHEN I NEED TO BE AND CAN ADAPT THE MANNERISMS OF SUBURBAN WHITE DUDES TO GAIN EMPLOYMENT AND PINK PUSSY. HOLLA AT ME, I LIKE NORTH FACES, GOLD CHAINS, JORDANS, FRONTS, NEW ERA FITTEDS, AND LEATHER JACKETS WITH THE STITCHING IN EM, I LISTEN TO ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY HIPHOP BLAHBLAHBLAH, IF THAT MAKES ME A "BET DRONE" THEN WHATEVER, IM A PRODUCT OF MY ENVIRONMENT, THE NIGGAS THAT NEED TO GET MERKED HOWEVER, ARE THE ONES THAT SWITCH UP THEIR WHOLE M.O WHENEVER SOMETHING COOL POPS UP, I DOUBT THESE EMO NIGGAS WILL BE EMO IN 3 YEARS, IS WHAT IM SAYING. AND HIPSTERS WILL KEEP GETTING GAYER AND GAYER BECAUSE THATS WHATS BECOMING COOL, ACTING LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL BUT CLAIMING TO BE HETEROSEXUAL, SO PRETTY SOON NIGGAS WILL HAVE FLICKS ON MYSPACE (IF ITS STILL "COOL") OF THEM FINGERING EACHOTHERS BUTTHOLES AND SMILING WITH 6000 DOLLAR JAPANESE BOWLING SHOES ON...AND MY DUDE, THE REASON NIGGAS DONT TALK ABOUT THE INTERNET OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET IS CUZ IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN INTERNET FIEND, YOU WONT CATCH ME SMOKING A BLUNT WITH A SHORTY AND CHITCHATTING ABOUT WHO I BARK ON ON 12OZ, NO WAY! IM TALKING ABOUT WHO GOT SLAPPED ON THE BLOCK AND WHO'S PREGNANT AND WHO CAME HOME FROM JAIL ETC ETC. IN SHORT I'D LIKE TO SAY, IM MAD HUNGRY AND I REALLY WANT SOME FRIED CHICKEN WITH MASHED POTATOES AND MAC N CHEESE AND A CHERRY COKE. BUT I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY TO WALK TO THE CHICKEN SPOT SO FUCK IT. IM OUT NIGGAS. ONE.

     

     

     

    MERO DOGS

    ST THOMAS MY NIGGA

    THAT WAS ME FIRST.

    Hitler v. Elmo v. Mero

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by Frate Raper@Jan 18 2006, 03:23 PM

    Mero your in sub category of foolish sounding b.e.t drone.

     

    Rember in the 90's when white kids were all about black rights and wearing africa medalons and Malcom X shirts etc? What the fuck was that?

     

    WORD ITS BETTER THAN YOUR CATEGORY OF "PASTY SAD FAGGOT" GO LISTEN TO SOME DEATHMETAL YOU LAME, BURY YASELF. JUST BY THE WAY YOU GO ON ABOUT YOUR SHIT I CAN TELL A BLACK OR SPANISH DUDE FUCKED YOUR GIRL (THEN SHE LEFT YOU FOR HIM), OR YOUR STEPDAD IS BLACK AND BEATS THE BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS OFF YOUR MOM AND FUCKS OTHER WOMEN IN HER MINIVAN. KILL YOURSELF WIZ, OR BETTER YET, GO TRY TO "RAPE A FRATE" THATS COMIN AT YOU AT FULL SPEED. ONE.

     

     

     

    MERO DOGS

    WORKIN

    THESE

    LAMES

    Exercise!!!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I PLAY BASKETBALL ALOT WHEN THE WEATHER IS NICE, AND BASEBALL WHICH IM STEREOTYPICALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY AND DO SO PROUDLY. MY HOMEBOY USED TO BE SECURITY AT A COLLEGE CAMPUS AND NIGGAS WOULD SNEAK IN LATE NIGHT AND PLAY DRUNKENHIGH 3 ON 3'S SHIT WAS OFFICIAL, THEN HE TESTED POSITIVE FOR WEED AND GOT FIRED. WOMP WOMPPPPP

     

     

     

    MERO GEEEEEE

    Day Walkers

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by LENS+Jan 18 2006, 12:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Jan 18 2006, 12:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Jan 18 2006, 02:26 AM

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    YEAH! THIS THREAD RULES!

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    NOW IT DOES B)

     

     

     

    MERO DOGS

    Exercise!!!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Jan 18 2006, 02:31 PM

    Mondays:

    Behind the Neck Military Barbell Press

    Dumbell Military Press

    Front Raises

    Side Raises

    Bent Back Raises

    Cable Side and Back Raises

    Arnolds

    Standing Calves

    Seated Hack Calves

     

    Tuesdays:

    Incline Bench Press

    Incline Flys

    Flat Bench

    Flat Flys

    Decline Press

    Decline Flys

    Pull Overs

     

    Bike

     

    Wednesdays:

    Lat Pull Downs

    Pullup sets

    Hammer Rows

    Close Grip Lat Pull Downs

    One Arm Rows

    Deadlifts

     

    Treadmill

     

    Thursdays:

    Front Squats

    Leg Press

    Leg Extensions

    Leg Curls

    Lunges

     

    Friday:

    Standing Barbell Curls

    Concentration Curls

    Inclined Curls

    Preacher Curls

    Hammer Rack (This is the best work out ever. Start with 60 or 55 lb dumbells, or whatever you can struggle and get 8 reps with even if you have to cheat. Then continue to go down the rack by 5lbs incriments doing 8 reps each time, until youve done 8 intervals.)

    Tricep Press

    Tricep Rope Extensions

    Tricep Reverse Extensions

    Face Crushers

    Dips

     

    Bike

     

    Saturday:

     

    Treadmill

     

    Sunday:

     

    Sleep

     

     

    Every two weeks I chance the cycle and replace certain work outs, increase certain days, or train for power or ballistic sets.

     

    DIPS

    SITUPS

    PUSHUPS

    PULLUPS ON THE TRAFFIC LIGHT...NAH IM PLAYIN, I DONT WORK OUT.

     

     

     

    CHILL WIZ, THIS NIGGA GLIKSKE IS GETTIN HIS WEIGHT UP, LAST TIME I WORKED OUT I WAS IN JAIL.

     

     

     

     

    MERO GEE

    Exercise!!!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by symbols@Jan 18 2006, 12:12 PM

    bicycling

    climbing fences

    sex

     

     

    YEAH YOU BREAK AN ILL SWEAT EATING PUSSY AND TYING ON A STRAP-ON...SHIT IS MAD AEROBIC.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    MEROOOOOOO

    POPPIN MY COLLA

    12oz Awards, 2006

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by symbols AKA Rosie O'Donell@Jan 18 2006, 08:54 AM

    it's mero sweeping the ouncies!!

     

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    ITS ALL GOOD, YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHILE YOU SHAVE YOUR NUTSAC SHORTY. ;)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    M E R O

    GRILLED

    OUT

    NICELY

    12oz Awards, 2006

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Originally posted by Frate Raper@Jan 17 2006, 03:56 AM

    I don't think mero is funny, at all.

     

     

    CUZ I CUT ON YOU FOR LIKING FAT BITCHES? BUT FAMMO, YOU LIKE FAT BITCHES! AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT MAKE FUN OF YOU? COME ON WIZ...

     

     

     

     

     

     

    M E R O

    PIMPIN IM SO FLY...

    LATE NIGHT JUMPOFFS

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    I REMEMBER ON COPS NIGGAS CAUGHT SOME DUDE ON A ROOF IN NY AND THERE WAS TABE FILLINS ON THAT JOINT THATS THE ONLY TIME I RECALL SEEING AN EPISODE OF COPS IN THE 5 BOROS. WHY? THERES SOME REAL QUALITY FOOTAGE NIGGAS ARE MISSING OUT ON, WHAT COULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN WATCHING WHITE COPS RUNNING THROUGH PROJECTS TRYING TO ARREST CRACKHEADS??

     

     

     

    MERO DOGS

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