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MEROJUANA

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  1. MY NIGGA LISTEN, YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR TEENS B. ON SOME REAL SHIT, YOU NEED TO BEAT MAD MORE CHEEKS, EVEN IF YOU LOVE THIS BROAD, GO BEAT SOME MORE CHEEKS...I DONT CONDONE WIFING.

  2. Originally posted by dumy@Mar 20 2006, 12:29 PM

    on a completely unrelated topic..I plan to make the rest of 2006 dumb bitch free..ok, I'll still fuck dumb bitches..like Jessica and that other ho..cuz those the only bitches you can call at 3:36AM on sunday night/monday morning..but yeah, as for as conversatin..naw my dog..

     

    NAH I DELETED MY MYSPACE B. HAHAHA YOU GONNA HAVE TO HIT MY AIM "HERBPATROLSKEE"

  3. THAT SHIT WAS ACTUALLY MAAAAAAD CORNY. I WAS WATCHING THAT SHIT LAST NIGHT OFF THE STRENGTH THAT I WAS MAD HIGH AND COULDNT FIND THE REMOTE. SO IM WATCHING THIS SHIT WITH MY NIGGAS AND MY BITCHES AND AT LEAST 4 PEOPLE SAID "YO CHANGE THIS SHIT" "THIS SHIT IS GARBAGE" FORCING ME TO GET UP AND LOOK FOR THE REMOTE. THEN I KNOCKED OVER THE ASHTRAY AND THE WASTEBASKET AND MAD DUTCHGUTS FELL OUT ALL OVER THE CARPET AND THAT SHIT WAS A BITCH TO CLEAN UP. SO FUCK MINORITEAM, I WAS AFRAID THAT ADULT SWIM WOULD GET TO A POINT WHERE IT TRIED TO BE SUPER EXTRA OFFENSIVE AND OFF THE WALL AND THIS IS THE FIRST SHOW THAT I SEEN THAT IM LIKE "YEAH THESE NIGGAS ARE TRYING MAD HARD RIGHT NOW" SO I JUST WATCHED THE KNICKS GET SCRAPED BY THE HEAT INSTEAD...MORAL OREL IS FUNNY THOUGH B. THAT SHIT HAD ME CRYING.

  4. Originally posted by Frate Raper@Mar 6 2006, 03:08 PM

    I was at a hipster faggot party and these two screamo nerds knocked the fucking shit out of this faggot "gangster". At one point he said he was Florida and was "bout to boom boom boath day asses" the skinnest pale dude grabbed homie and said "try me you under-educated NIGGER".

     

    Shit hit the fan skinny screamo knocked homie out first then second screamo kicked homie until he was half dead.

     

    We laughed

     

     

     

    then we went on our way.

     

     

    Moral of the story

     

     

     

    Who cares what you wear....someones going to think your gay.

     

     

    COME ON B, YOU KNOW THAT DIDNT HAPPEN. YOU JUST MADE THAT UP TO REINFORCE THE "DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER" SHIT. BUT THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT B. CUZ IF YOU DROP AN EMO KID FROM BOISE IDAHO IN A 10 FOOT HOLE WITH A DUSTHEAD "TALL TEE" NIGGA FROM 115TH AND LENNOX AND SAID "FIGHT" (IN THE MORTAL KOMBAT VOICE) THE EMO KID WOULD DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND STICK HIS HEAD IN IT LIKE A FUCKING SCARED GAY OSTRICH WITH A COMBOVER.

     

    BASICALLY, ITS WHERE YOUR FROM. I SEE 50000 TALL TEES AND WOOLRICH COATS AND LONG CHAINS AND DURAGS A DAY. THE SHIT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. IF YOU LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO OR WILLIAMSBURG OR WHEREVER ITS NORMAL TO SEE MEN WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING, THEN YOUR GONNA THINK DUDES WEARING FITTED HATS AND DURAGS IS "GAY" AND THAT WEARING MUDD JEANS AND HALTER TOPS IS A-OK FOR A GROWN MAN. PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE IF YOUR GOING TO HOLLER AT YOUR STYLIST/COLORIST GIORGIO AS OPPOSED TO GOING TO CHECK YOUR BOY TY TO GET A CUT, SOMETHINGS GOIN ON. AND YO JUST TO CLARIFY, I DONT GIVE ONE TENTH OF A FUCK ABOUT WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY. THIS IS MY OPINION AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU JUST READ, SMASH YOUR FACE INTO YOUR "VINYL COLLECTION" UNTIL YOUR BRAIN FALLS OUT AND YOU FORGET YOU READ THIS SHIT. GOOD LOOKING. FUCK YOU.

  5. Originally posted by porkchop@Mar 1 2006, 07:39 PM

    maybe just talk to her.

     

     

    NAHHHHHH NO WAY, DONT EVER TALK TO THIS BITCH. EVER.SHE'S A BABYMOMMA, AND IF YOU CANT STAY TOGETHER FOR YOUR KIDS (WHICH I THINK IS THE #1 REASON TO MAKE SOME SHIT WORK) THEN THAT MEANS THAT ONE OF THE 2 PEOPLE WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. IM ASSUMING YOU'VE BEEN WITH HOMEBOY FOR A MINUTE SO YOU SHOULDA BEEN ABLE TO TELL IF HE HAD THE SCREW LOOSE. OBVIOUSLY IT AINT HIM SINCE YALL ARE DOIN FINE, SO ITS THE BM. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS BITCH B. TRUST ME SOMEONE'LL END UP IN THE BOOKINGS.

  6. IM MAD NIGGAS REALLY QUOTED TUPAC AS A CREDIBLE SOURCE FOR THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD "NIGGA" YO IM GONNA BE COMPLETELY HONEST, I DONT LIKE PAC. THAT NIGGA WAS A SOSO RAPPER AND BECAUSE HE WROTE POETRY AND RAPPED ABOUT BEING OPRESSED IN ABOUT 12% OF HIS JOINTS, NIGGAS THINK HE'S SOME KIND OF SAINT. BIG WAS 50 TIMES BETTER. I CANT HEAR TOO MUCH OF THAT NIGGAS "MY ENEMIIIEEEESSSSSSS WANNA MURDA MEEEEEE SO IM SIPPIN HENNESSYYYYYYYY NIGGA REMEMBER MEEEEEEE" FUCK OUTTA HERE. YO DAMON WAYANS IS TRYNA GET PRESS COVERAGE CUZ HIS CAREER IS GOING DOWNHILL. GOOD SHIT PLAYBOY GET MONEY, FUCK BITCHES.

  7. YOU NEED AN ANIMATED GIF OF KIM JONG IL CRIPWALKING B. THATS WHATS GONNA MAKE THIS SHIT FLY YOU HEARD?

     

    OR YOU COULD JUST REPLY WITH "I HAD AN ANIMATED GIF OF KIM JONG IL CRIPWALKING THAT I WAS GONNA SEND YOU BUT I DELETED THE SHIT TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NAKED PICTURES YOU FINNA SEND ME" HAHAAAA BEEEEEEITCH!! AND HAVE DADDY YANKEE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, OR ELSE THE SHIT WONT WORK AT ALL.

  8. I NEVER IN MY LIFE DARED TO HIT MY POPS BACK WHEN I WAS GETTING MY WELL DESERVED BEAT DOWNS, THAT NIGGA WOULDA MANGLED ME. GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT IS GOOD BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU THAT IF YOU FUCK UP THERES CONSEQUENCES BESIDES NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH DEGRASSI FOR A WEEK OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT SUBURB PARENTS BE DOING. IF THE ONLY CONSEQUENCES THAT I HAD TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN I DID GRIMY SHIT WAS NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR GOING ON "TIMEOUT"...PSH NIGGA FORGET IT, I DEFINETLY WOULDNT EVEN HAVE GOTTEN HALFWAY THROUGH JUNIOR HIGH WITHOUT STABBING A TEACHER.

  9. Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 25 2006, 02:44 PM

    I asked for a Zima, not Emphysema...

     

    GOD SHOULD GIVE YOU EMPHYSEMA ON PURPOSE FOR DRINKING THAT SHIT, THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE CRACKHEAD PROSTITUTE URINE, HOW DO I KNOW? TEASE PUT ME ON.

  10. Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Feb 25 2006, 03:48 PM

    what was your cats name?

     

    every night i come home wasted i kick the cats water n food bowl over

     

     

    NIGGA HAD LIKE 40 NAMES

    RARA, CUBAN RAUL, JUELS, RULE, I STARTED CALLING HIM NIGGARACHEE A FEW WEEKS PRIOR TO HIS DEATH. THE NIGGA RESPONDED TO HIS NAME B, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NIGGAS SAYING YOU CANT TRAIN A CAT CUZ I HAD THAT NIGGA ON SMASH.

     

    I FEEL YOU ON THAT WATER N FOOD BOWL SHIT J, I USED TO DO THAT DAILY. THEN I'D FORGET I SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND GET UP TO PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SLIP ON SOME KRAMER SHIT. THEN STEP ON THE CAT FOOD AND GET THE SHIT STUCK TO MY FEET. SHIT WAS WACK.

  11. YEAH SHIT WAS WACK, HE WAS KINDA LIMPING AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS, I FIGURED THE NIGGA WAS ON HIS WAY OUT HE WAS LIKE 24 YEARS OLD. WHICH I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A CAT LIVIN THAT LONG. I CAME HOME ONE DAY AND THE NIGGA WAS DUMB STIFF ON THE FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF ISS. IT WAS A SAD MOMENT FOR ME BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEMORIES I HAVE OF THIS NIGGA JUMPING AT PEOPLES FACES AND KILLING AT LEAST 4000 BIRDS AND SMALL MAMMALS IN HIS LIFETIME, THE NIGGA WAS A BEAST, ONE TIME I BLEW MAD WEED SMOKE IN HIS FACIAL AND HE SAT DOWN AND LEANED ON THE COUCH LIKE HE WAS MAD HIGH, THEN STARTED MEOWING DUMB LOUD AND LED ME OVER TO HIS FOOD BOWL CUZ HE HAD THE MUNCHIES, MY COUSIN LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT SHIT THAT HE PUKED ON HISSELF. BUT YO EVERYONES TIME COMES AND MY NIGGA YOUR TIME CAME, REST IN PEACE MY DU I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET THERE, TELL BIG AND PUN I SAID WASSUP!!

     

     

     

    MMMMMRRROOOOOO

  12. Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Feb 24 2006, 03:02 PM

    Burberry Touch keeps the girls flockin

     

     

    WOW YO I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT MY DU, THATS A GOOD LOOK. ALSO, THE LACOSTE JUMPOFF THAT COME IN THE WHITE & GREEN BOTTLE I DONT KNOW THE NAME OF IT AND I AINT GOIN IN MY BATHROOM TO LOOK FOR IT SO FUCK YOU DO THE MATH.

  13. Originally posted by heavyLox@Feb 25 2006, 02:31 PM

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    YOU BETTER WRAP THAT GAVEL UP B!!! :haha:

     

    WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT A DOLLAR 6 PIECE NUGGET NIGGAAAAA!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW 10 DOLLARS HELD THE GOD DOWN LAST NITE?!?! YO I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF AK'S THAT I DONT NEED IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I TRIED SELLING THEM ON EBAY BUT MY SISTER SAID THAT SELLING AK'S ON EBAY WASN'T LEGAL, SO I WAS LIKE "BITCH SINCE WHEN DO I CARE ABOUT THE LEGALITY OF SHIT" BUT I FORGOT INTERNET NIGGAS ARE SNITCHES SO I DECIDED TO NOT FUCK WITH IT, ALSO MY CAT DIED. I WAS SAD, BUT NOW IM NOT SO SAD CUZ I DONT HAVE TO WATCH WHERE IM WALKING WHEN I GET HOME MAD DRUNK AND HIGH AND THE LIGHTS IS OFF, AND I DONT HAVE TO CHANGE CAT LITTER AND GET ROUNDHOUSED IN THE GRILL WITH THAT AMMONIA CATPISS SMELL AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK. I BURIED THAT NIGGA OUTSIDE UNDER A TREE AND POURED SOME HENNY OUT. REST IN PEACE MY NIGGA!!

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