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ClueTwo

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  1. I have enough of nothing to go around.. http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/20031203081309990001.jpg'>
  2. This is so bad...But funny nonetheless... http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/9.jpg'>
  3. America is a pretty big place. Anywhere you had in mind?
  4. This is my dad walking in front of me after a long night of Corona and Patron Tequila.. http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/DSC00174.JPG'>
  5. There's a dope ass album in the process..It will defintely worth viewing.
  6. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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  8. Bump......... http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/Graff/image005.jpg'>
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  13. http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/connections.jpg'> Mama, I'm Coming Home Times have changed and times are strange Here I come, but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home Times gone by seem to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home Took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes You made me cry, told me lies, But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home I could be right, I could be wrong Hurts so bad, it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before a fall But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes I've seen your face a thousand times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home I'm coming home I'm coming home
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  17. Naaaawwww...I think it is okay for anyone to say that I'm a sexy bitch...hahaha **okay, not totally, but I like to think so...
  18. I'd like to think that I have a little something something that keeps me on the love train..I haven't had a dry spout in 4-5 years.
  19. Here's your drum and bass dancer.. http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/party-smiley-1.gif'>
  20. Dance time... http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/hitlerdance.gif'>
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  22. Rock steady baby That's what I feel now Just call the song exactly what it is Just move your hips with a feeling From side to side Sit yourself down in your car and take a ride While you're movin' rock steady Rock steady, baby Let's call this song exactly what it is Let's call this song exactly what it is Let's call this song exactly what it is It's a funky alone feeling What it is move your hips From left to right what it is What it is, is a right We do it What it is just jump and dance all night Rock steady again Baby again, baby Jump and move your hips With a feeling from side to side Sit yourself down in your car and take a ride Rock steady again, again baby What it is
  23. Artist: Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz f/ Fat Joe, Trick Daddy Album: Kings of Crunk Song: Play No Games [Chorus] I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) [Verse 1: Fat Joe] Ain't no tellin' what a bitch will do For the doe, She'll probally get on four and fuck the crew Down south, Up north be the same ass bitches Man locked up but mama watchin' the children Talkin' bout my neck my back Bitch you better learn how to chop rocks if you wanna get with Crack Ughh, I been in love once, at least I though that 'til I fucked around and hit a broad back Got burnt, Now you figure the rest Dick hurt like I'm pissin' baugettes, now I'm livin' depressed Should have known better than to trust a hoe Especially she wanna know how much doe you hold Cause there ain't too many real bitches If you got one hold on, don't wanna be nobody's meal ticket And you know it don't mean shit to me Cause you know, Bitches ain't shit to me What [Chorus] I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) [Verse 2: Trick Daddy] You see the problem is them busta ass niggas you been fuckin' with Always bought ya shit, But never taught ya shit Did he ever tell you some things that a playa do And made you aware that life is more than a hair dew Boy I tell ya, Best to deal with them real niggas And stay far away from fuck niggas Don't be a sucka, Hell atleast not from nothin' All this suckin' and fuckin' a bitch better have somethin' I need something that is compatiable Not nothin young and dumb and full of cum, But one thats edible I bet a, Nigga like T Double Get it wetter, Suck and fuck'em better than the average nigga I need a girl thats into tryin' thangs So I can put it in her mouth, Fa real ain't into mind games I know shes a mama girl and I'm a street nigga Once we get together, I'll bet you she'll sleep better [Chorus] I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) [Verse 3: Lil Jon & Big Sam] (Lil Jon) A-T-L nigga, Shawty pimpin' how I put it down Grindin' hard everyday, Chevy ride through ya town 23's on the truck, Ask me if I give a fuck Rally's on that 75, Rollin' up 85 Lookin' for some cut like you Tryin' to see what you gone do Shawty I ain't playin no games I ain't tryin' to be yo mayn I just wanna cut you up, Slice you up like cold cuts Lay you down and eat you up, Jonny slong up in them guts (Big Sam) See I'm something like a freak, Part time pimp Big block Chevy rider all through Decatur Wanna know my name, Well its Big Sam And I play no games with these hoes cause the lame Lemme break it down, Tell ya right now If ya see me in ya town its goin' down And all I want to do, Is cut you and ya crew So let me know whats up with ya girl and you [Chorus] I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing) I ain't really here to play no games, Girl You already know my name, Yeah Freaky deaky cause it ain't no thang, Yeah (Girl singing)
  24. They should play this song for all occasions...Weddings, birthdays, etc...Everything..
  25. I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got Me so horny Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy
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