IRON CHEF

A BREAK FROM THE NONSENSE: MARE139 DESIGNED THAT BET AWARD IN THE ABOVE FLICK OF CHRIS BROWN. NOW BACK TO THE NONSENSE:

IRON CHEF's USUAL RANT- I CROSS ADDICTED 'DOWN" TO CHEWING TABACCO WHEN I FELT THE URGE AT IT'S BEGINNING STAGES AND THAT HELPED ALOT. THEN ONE DAY I QUIT THAT. I DON'T RECOMMEND CROSS-ADDICTING TO OTHER STUFF, BUT IF YOU THINK IT WILL WORK MAKE SURE IT IS SOMETHING LESS THAN WHAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY TRYING TO KICK, AND THAT DECISION IS TRICKY DUE TO THIS NOT BEING A FAIL-SAFE METHOD. ALSO DRINKING WATER, EATING ON A REGULAR BASIS, RATHER THAN ONLY KEEPING YOUR DRINKING SCHEDULE IN TACT HELPS "FILL YOU UP". (BEER IS NOT FOOD JUST BECAUSE IT IS MADE OF THE SAME ELEMENTS AS BREAD.) (LOL) NOBODY WILL UNDERSTAND YOU, BE READY FOR THAT. THE MORE SOBER DAYS, THE MORE YOU CAN STAND UP AND LET THE "HOMIES" KNOW = (Here comes the Cheese) "IF YOUR'E REALLY MY FREIND, YOU'LL RESPECT NOT OFFERING ME ANYTHING THAT WILL TRIGGER MY PROBLEM." OR EXPECT ME TO SHOW UP AND MEET YOU GUYS AT "THE BAR." NOBODY I DRANK WITH HAD THE PROBLEM OF LOSING JOBS,GIRLS,CARS AND THAT BOGGLED MY MIND HOW THEY COULD DRINK, THEN STOP AND DO OTHER "RESPONSIBILITIES" THAT I MADE NO TIME FOR. IT GETS TO THE POINT TO WHERE YOU JUST LOOK FOR ANY REASON TO BLAME THE DRINKING ON. HOW ABOUT FINDING A REASON TO BLAME YOUR SOBRIETY ON, LIKE "I DID IT BECAUSE I AM STRONGER THAN THE ADDICTION" OR WHAT YOU INDIVIDUALLY COME UP WITH AS YOUR CLAME TO FAME. DO NOT "ROMANTISIZE", = STOP RE-LIVING THE WAR STORIES OF THE GOOD OLD DRINKING DAYS, AND THE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW WASTED YOU WERE AND WHAT YOU STOLE/DID THAT WAS SO CRAZY, THIS DEFINATELY PULLS THE TRIGGER AND MAKES YOU SHAKE AND WANT TO 1 UP YOUR BUDDY AND OR WAR STORY, AND TO PROVE WHAT? MOVE FORWARD AND LEAVE THE PAST IN THE PAST. OBVIOUSLY KEEPING THE BAD TIMES AS A REMINDER WHERE YOU NEVER WANT TO GO BACK TO. BUT STOP RE-LIVING AND OR SHARING THEM. IT GETS NOBODY SOBER OR WANTING TO BE SOBER HEARING THESE HARD TIMES WE HAVE ALL CRAWLED THROUGH. BELEIVE IT OR NOT GUYS, RANTING IN HERE LIKE MOST DO, IS GOOD THERAPY TOO. IV'E BEEN SOBER AROUND 11 YEARS AND WHEN I THINK BACK, I NOTICE THAT AFTER A WHILE I FEEL LIKE I "FORGOT TO KEEP DRINKING" BECAUSE IT SEEMS EASY NOW, BUT I KNOW FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, IT's ONLY BY 1 DAY AT A TIME WILL I CONTINUE TO STAY SOBER. IN LIFE, EARNING SOMETHING ALWAYS TAKES LONGER THAN LOSING SOMETHING. THAT's WHY THE THRILL OF GAINING MORE DAYS SOBER SHOULD BE THE TRUE WAR STORY TO BRAG ABOUT BECAUSE THIS IS PAYING DUES AGAINST THE ODDS RATHER THAN MERELY GETTING SOMETHING HANDED TO YOU RIGHT AWAY THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. STOP BEING A BABY AND GROW UP, NOBODY's GOING TO PULL THE BOTTLE OUT OF YOUR HAND TO HELP YOU, BUT THERE's 10 IDIOTS TRYING TO PUT 1 IN YOUR HAND, THAT DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, GROW UP AND STAND ON YOUR OWN 2 FEET. THE MORE DAYS SOBER, THE CLEARER YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS. PEOPLE THAT CAN START AND STOP ANYTIME THEY WANT WILL NOT UNDERSTAND, AND OR CRACK JOKES AT THIS THREAD/IDEA OF SOBERING 100% UP. WELL THAT's OUR PROBLEM, WE CAN'T DRINK 1 BEER AT DINNER, IN FACT WHAY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO WAIST THE POTENTIAL BEER-ROOM WITH FOOD ANYWAY! OOOPS I'M STARTING TO ROMANTISIZE, AND BRAG. THIS IS OUR PROBLEM AND KNOWING WE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT HELPS THOSE WITH 11 MINUTES SOBER, 11 DAYS SOBER, 11 MONTHS SOBER, AND ME WHICH I HAVE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO REACH 11 YEARS SOBER, AND GUESS WHAT? TODAY I AM STILL ONLY WORRYING ABOUT NOT DRINKING IN THIS 24 HR. PERIOD AND WILL CONTINUE THIS ATTITUDE FOREVER. BECAUSE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT ANYTHING PAST 1 DAY IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE THATS WHEN I START TO SHAKE AND GET SCARED. WER'E ALL THE SAME, STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. THE MORE TIME SOBER WILL ALSO HELP WITH HOW SENSATIVE WE ARE TO WHAT OTHERS SAY/DO. DO NOT TRY AND SOBER UP FOR A DAMNED GIRLFREIND BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO BE CAPTAIN AND KEEP THE PUSSY BECAUSE SHE's THREATNING TO LEAVE YOUR ASS, IF SHE DOES THAT, MOST LIKELY SHE DOES NOT POSSES THE SKILLS TO REALLY HELP YOU. BUY PORN/BEAT-OFF AND FORGET THE HOE. I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT LAUGH, EVEN THOUGH IT's TRUE. PEACE-

AN IDEA TO LOWER OUR CARBON FOOTPRINT: WHY CANT BITCHES USE A SHAMWOW FOR A DISPOSIBLE/RING-IT-OUT/RE-USE TAMPON?

WHAT SIZE SHOE IS THAT GIRL ROCKIN YO?

DUH?

OF PAINT, ON THE

ALL RUSSIANS LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG IN A SUBMARINE MOVIE.

Quote: Originally Posted by anti-style (View Original Post) Why do u graff in mass quantities? Or do u graff in mass? ARE YOU IN UNIFORM RIGHT NOW?

IV'E PREACHED IN THIS THREAD NUMOROUS TIMES, BUT TO SUM IT UP, THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT IS TO TAKE IT DAY BY DAY, WAKE UP ONLY SAYING "I WILL NOT DRINK TODAY". AND DON'T WORRY OR THINK ABOUT TOMMORROW. THEN , THE NEXT MORNING YOU ONLY WORRY ABOUT THAT 24 HOURS.

ARE YOU BLIND?

WILL KADE_ONE HATE ON YOU NOW?

DID THIS JUST TURN INTO THE "WHAT DID KADE_ONE DREAM LASTNIGHT" THREAD?

WHAT'S MAKING YOU MAKE THAT SOUND?

WERE YOU REFERENCING THE RAINBOW "COLLAGE" THAT YOU MADE RECENTLY KADE?

ARE YOU FORGETTING EVERYTHING BECAUSE, YOU DRANK THE DATE RAPE DRUG THAT igetupinyourcityalot SLIPPED INTO YOUR DRINK?

TRUE. TPBM: HAS A BUS TRANSFER IN THEIR POCKET RIGHT NOW.

SO YOUV'E ALREADY FORGOTTEN YOUR RECENT TWITTER POST?

DID YOU ALREADY FORGET THAT YOU'RE THE GRAND-MARSHAL?

ISN'T THERE GOING TO BE A KADE-PRIDE PARADE THIS WEEKEND IN FRISCO?

YOU FEELIN' GUILTY?

IS IRON CHEF GONNA HAFTA SMACKA BITCH?

WAS ..Rolls_Royce.. RIGHT WHEN HE SAID YOU WERE TRULY AN IGNORANT MORON?

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