DEAR TACO-BELL:
WHY MUST I HAVE A VEHICLE TO GO THROUGH YOUR DRIVE-THRU?
WHY DO THE WORKERS NOT EVEN TALK TO ME STANDING AT THE MENU?
WHY WHEN I GO TO THE WINDOW THEY TALK THROUGH THE GLASS?
WHY DO THEY SAY THEY CAN'T SERVE ME?
DOES ME BEING DRUNK MORPH MY MONEY CANADIAN ALL OF A SUDDEN?
WHAT NONSENSE IS:
HOW FUCKING :hatred:FURIOUS:hatred: I'M GETTING
AT THAT FUCKING 12oz TOOL-BAR
AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM
THAT SLOWS EACH PAGE DOWN
AND OUT OF NOWHERE
FREEZES IN THE MIDDLE OF A PAGE!
YES I KNOW YOU CAN RETRACT THAT COCK-SUCKER
BUT I KNOW THAT FUCKER IS LAGGING ME
2WICE PER FUCKING PAGE!