IRON CHEF

SOMEONE SAYING THEY'D SMASH ELLEN, SEXUALLY? THAT, DOES BELONG IN THIS THREAD.

WHEN PEOPLE DIE, DOES THEIR DRAWBALL INK STILL REPLENISH?

DON'T YOU THINK THE QUESTION IS WHERE KADE_ONE AND ..Rolls-Royce.. HAVE BEEN?

"ONCE UPON A TIME"

WHY DID I TYPE THIS ON THE INTERNET?

IN THE 4th QUARTER

YOU'VE GOT 2 CARRIER OPPORTUNITIES HERE: 1.) MARRIAGE COUNSELOR 2.) DIVORCE LAWYER

I AGREE WITH YOUR LAST SENTENCE FOR HIM/US. I'M BEING NOSEY NOW: WHAT KIND OF "COMMITMENTS" DOES THIS PERSON FLAKE OUT ON?

CAN'T JUDGE YOURSELF AGAINST YOUR SPONSOR OR SPONSEE HOMEBOY. COMPARING ONES LEVAL OF SOBRIETY ONLY PUTS A SCOREBOARD ABOVE BOTH YOUR HEADS, WHICH LEADS THE WEAKER ONE TO AGAIN, DRINK YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS INVISIBLE.

REALISE WHAT YOU JUST SAID: WERE'E ADDICTS, WE HAVE MODIFIED OUR ONBOARD-CHIP TO DECEIVE AND TRICK PEOPLE SO WE CAN BE SELFISH AND GET-OVER. NOT UNTIL ONE WANTS HELP FOR THEMSELVES WILL THEY MAKE THEMSELVES TRUSTWORTHY. TRIED TO HELP FREINDS WHEN I SOBERED UP, AND REALISED: (Here comes the Cheesy Statement.) "YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE CHANGE" BUT YOU CAN GET PISSED OFF AT THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR TIME-SCHEDULE, WHICH TURNS INTO THEM WANTING TO DRINK YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS INVISIBLE. EXPECTING THEM/US TO "KEEP IT 100 WITH YOU" JUST REMEMBER- YOU HAVE TO START AT 0 TO EARN YOURSELF TO 100 CHEF-

LAUGHING AT THE RACIST

SEEN DUSTER

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO, NOW.

SO WER'E IN LINE AT THE LUNCH TRUCK,,,, A RUSSIAN DUDE IS IN LINE RIGHT BEHIND ME,,,, HE KEEPS NUDGING ME TO MOVE UP IN LINE,,,, I TURN RAISING MY VOICE SAYING,,,, WHY ARE YOU RUSHIN' !!!

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SPIDER-CAT,,,,SPIDER-CAT,,, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-CAT DOES,,, CAN HE SWING,, FROM A WEB,,, NO HE CAN'T,,,,,,, HE's A CAT.

HER ASS IS PREGNANT!