IRON CHEF

WHEN PEOPLE DIE, DOES THEIR DRAWBALL INK STILL REPLENISH?

DON'T YOU THINK THE QUESTION IS WHERE KADE_ONE AND ..Rolls-Royce.. HAVE BEEN?

"ONCE UPON A TIME"

WHY DID I TYPE THIS ON THE INTERNET?

IN THE 4th QUARTER

YOU'VE GOT 2 CARRIER OPPORTUNITIES HERE: 1.) MARRIAGE COUNSELOR 2.) DIVORCE LAWYER

I AGREE WITH YOUR LAST SENTENCE FOR HIM/US. I'M BEING NOSEY NOW: WHAT KIND OF "COMMITMENTS" DOES THIS PERSON FLAKE OUT ON?

CAN'T JUDGE YOURSELF AGAINST YOUR SPONSOR OR SPONSEE HOMEBOY. COMPARING ONES LEVAL OF SOBRIETY ONLY PUTS A SCOREBOARD ABOVE BOTH YOUR HEADS, WHICH LEADS THE WEAKER ONE TO AGAIN, DRINK YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS INVISIBLE.

REALISE WHAT YOU JUST SAID: WERE'E ADDICTS, WE HAVE MODIFIED OUR ONBOARD-CHIP TO DECEIVE AND TRICK PEOPLE SO WE CAN BE SELFISH AND GET-OVER. NOT UNTIL ONE WANTS HELP FOR THEMSELVES WILL THEY MAKE THEMSELVES TRUSTWORTHY. TRIED TO HELP FREINDS WHEN I SOBERED UP, AND REALISED: (Here comes the Cheesy Statement.) "YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE CHANGE" BUT YOU CAN GET PISSED OFF AT THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR TIME-SCHEDULE, WHICH TURNS INTO THEM WANTING TO DRINK YOU AND YOUR OPINIONS INVISIBLE. EXPECTING THEM/US TO "KEEP IT 100 WITH YOU" JUST REMEMBER- YOU HAVE TO START AT 0 TO EARN YOURSELF TO 100 CHEF-

LAUGHING AT THE RACIST

SEEN DUSTER

HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT: WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO, NOW.

SO WER'E IN LINE AT THE LUNCH TRUCK,,,, A RUSSIAN DUDE IS IN LINE RIGHT BEHIND ME,,,, HE KEEPS NUDGING ME TO MOVE UP IN LINE,,,, I TURN RAISING MY VOICE SAYING,,,, WHY ARE YOU RUSHIN' !!!

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SPIDER-CAT,,,,SPIDER-CAT,,, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER-CAT DOES,,, CAN HE SWING,, FROM A WEB,,, NO HE CAN'T,,,,,,, HE's A CAT.

HER ASS IS PREGNANT!

BUT SHOULD HUSH HUSH