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DOES THAT INCLUDE ME?

SCROLL AROUND IN THE GIGANTIC PICTURE AND LOOK AT THE LINE OF TRAIN CARS ON THE TOP SIDE. THEN SCROLL DOWN AND LOOK AT SOME OF THE TRAIN CARS HALFWAY SUBMERGED IN WATER ON THE BOTTOM SIDE. THIS LAST PICTURE SHOWS HOW FAR THE WATER ACTUALLY HAD TO GO TO REACH THOSE CARS. *THIS PICTURE VIEW IS REVERSED, AFFECTED TRAIN CARS NOW ON RIGHT SIDE. AND THIS IS 1996 WHEN THE WATER WAS HELLA HIGH ALREADY. FOLLOW ALL THE BRIDGES UP AND LOOK AT HOW SUBMERGED THE SUPPORTS ARE.

HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET ABOUT THAT WATERMELON GIF: IF IT'S BEING FILMED,WHY DOESN'T THE CAMERA PAN TO THE RIGHT, EXPECTING THE "LAUNCH" OF THE WATERMELON? IT JUST FOCUSES ON THE SHOOTER THE WHOLE TIME.

IS THAT DOUG CHRISTIE IN THE PURPLE? HE USED TO BE ON THE LAKERS WHEN HE HAD HAIR.

FOREST-PORN ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE CIGERETTES. YES I SMELLED IT. WE'D MAKE DIRT TRACKS AND JUMPS FOR OUR BIKES, USUALLY A JUMP WOULD HAVE A HOLE DUG OUT WITH STICKS STICKING UP TO JUMP OVER. THEN THE USUAL FORTS MADE FROM RANDOM WOOD, AND THE HIDDEN PORN.

FLITE IS ILL AND DOES A CROSS-OVER HERE AND THERE. WAITE HAS THE SAME OLD SCHOOL ANGLES BUT DOES 100% CROSS-OVER. MY OPINION , HE AIN'T A BITER. LOOK AT JURNE BRINGING BACK BANDO CHROME-ANGEL STYLE. I'D RESPECT IT IN THE SAME WAY.

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MOVE MANY YEARS AGO AS A JOKE BUT WOULD TRY IT. I KNEW I'D MISS THE CORNER-FLAG AND BE THE LAUGHING-STOCK, SO I NEVER HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT. NOW I SEE IT PERFECTLY EXECUTED ON THE NET!!!

"PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" WAITER IS FUNKY AND IT's REFRESHING TO SEE THAT STYLE. I WAS ACTUALLY DIGGING HOW IT REMINDED ME OF SOME OLD CLASSIC NEON BA STEEZ BUT RESPECTFULLY TWISTED HERE AND THERE.

FALSE. TPBM: HAS A ONE-TRACK MIND WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD.

TRUCK CRASH: HOW SMOOTH WOULD IT BE IF 1 DUDE CALMLY STOOD THERE AND MOVED TO THE LEFT AND MERELY DUCKED DOWN WHILE THE BACK OF THE TRAILOR PASSED OVER HIM! NINJA.