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nickel slick

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  1. was about to post that metue but you beat me to it. one of the nicer fill-ins i seen in a while.

    you're welcome for the flick, it's from my 'cherrypoppin' thread in metalheads

     

    Something about that color scheme looks so familiar :o

    I think cuz it's stolen :lol:

     

    Can someone tell me tho, how did he feel her snatch?

    Was it gently? Softly? Sexually? Someone fill me in please. Thanks.

  2. Re: SUDDZ

     

    Wow... Sudz is back.

    That is crazy. He definately needs his old screen name back.

    This brings me back.... Its been a long time, 12oz....

    I've been lurking for 8 years now I really feel like I know some of you people.

    Too bad I never really posted anything until a month ago.

  3. This is a TRUE story so I thought I'd put it here.

    I found it posted in the 3rd rail but it really belongs here in the TRUE STORY thread...

     

    "i was painting in a yard and my girlfriend was fingering herself in front of my panels which was rad! then the police came but luckily one of the police man was ron jeremy and all he wanted to do was get laid so he and my girl had sex and she deep throated him while i chilled in the patrol car smoking doobies with the other officer..then ron jeremy painted a half car that said 'get jiggy'. I bombed the police car aswell but they didnt care they just asked if they could fuck my girlfriend again. She was dead by this stage because she got an electric shock on the lines.

    after that shit got crazy...."

     

    TRUE STORY

  4. I filed for myself last year and used the wrong table to calculate my standard deduction, so I thought I owed like $450. I sent in $450, then got a check back 3 months later for $200 from uncle Sam. The check had a little note that said I used the wrong table and here is some money back.

  5. I get one paid sick day a month, so I end up calling in "sick" about once a month. It kind of looks bad because everyone knows that I'm not really sick, but I figure thats not really my problem cuz they're the ones giving out all the sick days and if they're gonna give em out them Ima use them.

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