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They wanna ban us on capitol hill...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Matthew13, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. Matthew13

    Matthew13 Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 290 Likes Received: 0
    ...cause it's Die Mother Fucker Die Mother Fucker Kill!!!

    ...I'm bored.
    love,
    matthewDIEthirteen.
     
  2. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

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  3. Matthew13

    Matthew13 Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 290 Likes Received: 0
    A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."
    "ONE PENNY!" exclaimed the guy.

    The barman replied, "Yes."

    So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"

    "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

    "How much money?" inquires the guy.

    "4 pence," he replies.

    "FOUR PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

    The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

    The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

    The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."

    ...for Zack Morris and all the other people who enjoy a good cheap brewski.
    matthewhahathirteen.
     
  4. d-town_bomber

    d-town_bomber Veteran Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 7,032 Likes Received: 2
  5. Matthew13

    Matthew13 Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 290 Likes Received: 0
    What's the differance between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?










    ...I don't have a cadillac in my garage.

    matthewhahahathirteen.
     
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