Matthew13 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 ...cause it's Die Mother Fucker Die Mother Fucker Kill!!! ...I'm bored. love, matthewDIEthirteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Matthew13 Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny." "ONE PENNY!" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 pence," he replies. "FOUR PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business." ...for Zack Morris and all the other people who enjoy a good cheap brewski. matthewhahathirteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 booooooo u suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew13 Posted July 31, 2002 Author Share Posted July 31, 2002 What's the differance between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? ...I don't have a cadillac in my garage. matthewhahahathirteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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