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snagged this one off the phish board.. posted by a guy who goes by the name THE POOPER

 

enjoy..

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A Whisper of Brown

 

A WHISPER OF BROWN…

SLOWLY SLINKS ACROSS TOWN.

IT'S RISING AND CONSUMING.

IT'S CREEPING AND POLLUTING.

GENESIS…FROM THE POOPER'S VAPOR-FILLED @!#$ FAULT…

A GASEOUS, NEBULOUS, CREAMY-SMOOTH BUTT-MALT.

JUST A WHISPER OF BROWN…

LIKE AN OPPRESSIVE, TURD-LADEN, FUDGE-CLOUD BEARING DOWN.

IT HOVERS AND IT LINGERS…

IT HOLDS ON, LIKE TEN THOUSAND LITTLE FINGERS.

BORNE OF THE FJORDS OF THE BROWN-STAR…

AN INTERGALACTIC, CHUNKY-BROWN POOP-SCAR.

IT'S JUST A WHISPER OF BROWN…

SPREADING…LIKE A SMIRKING RECTAL-FROWN.

IT'S GRIPPING AND APPALLING…

LOOK OUT BELOW, IT'S FALLING!!!

FEEL THE WHISPER OF BROWN…

LOOK UP TO SEE WHAT'S COMING DOWN!

 

-THE POOPER

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Originally posted by mental invalid:

"LIKE AN OPPRESSIVE, TURD-LADEN"

 

 

..so deep, so political...i can only hope to strive to reach a level of poetry like this gentleman, the pooper, or perhaps i should say the shakespeare of our time....r

 

 

im glad someone caught that

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