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starting the day the right way.. with fecal humor

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Sep 21, 2001.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    starting the day the right way.. with fecal humor

    Discussion started by beardo - Sep 21, 2001

    snagged this one off the phish board.. posted by a guy who goes by the name THE POOPER

    enjoy..
    .

    A Whisper of Brown

    A WHISPER OF BROWN…
    SLOWLY SLINKS ACROSS TOWN.
    IT'S RISING AND CONSUMING.
    IT'S CREEPING AND POLLUTING.
    GENESIS…FROM THE POOPER'S VAPOR-FILLED @!#$ FAULT…
    A GASEOUS, NEBULOUS, CREAMY-SMOOTH BUTT-MALT.
    JUST A WHISPER OF BROWN…
    LIKE AN OPPRESSIVE, TURD-LADEN, FUDGE-CLOUD BEARING DOWN.
    IT HOVERS AND IT LINGERS…
    IT HOLDS ON, LIKE TEN THOUSAND LITTLE FINGERS.
    BORNE OF THE FJORDS OF THE BROWN-STAR…
    AN INTERGALACTIC, CHUNKY-BROWN POOP-SCAR.
    IT'S JUST A WHISPER OF BROWN…
    SPREADING…LIKE A SMIRKING RECTAL-FROWN.
    IT'S GRIPPING AND APPALLING…
    LOOK OUT BELOW, IT'S FALLING!!!
    FEEL THE WHISPER OF BROWN…
    LOOK UP TO SEE WHAT'S COMING DOWN!

    -THE POOPER
     
  2. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Sep 21, 2001

    "LIKE AN OPPRESSIVE, TURD-LADEN"


    ..so deep, so political...i can only hope to strive to reach a level of poetry like this gentleman, the pooper, or perhaps i should say the shakespeare of our time....r
     
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  3. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Sep 21, 2001

    "A GASEOUS, NEBULOUS, CREAMY-SMOOTH BUTT-MALT."

    just beautiful.

    Makes the hash browns go down a little easier.
     
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

    beardo - Replied Sep 21, 2001


    im glad someone caught that
     
  5. Cloud Trapeze - Replied Sep 21, 2001

    i am now biting that title....for my own t-dunks.