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Random Jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Scum Delight, Oct 11, 2003.

  1. Scum Delight

    Scum Delight New Jack

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    Random Jokes

    Discussion started by Scum Delight - Oct 11, 2003

    Post your funnys here:

    A doctor is caught having sex with one of his patients, and within minutes the whole hospital is talking about it. Later that day he’s cornered by an administrator, who says, “Rumor has it you had sex with a patient. I demand an explanation.”

    “Look,” says the doc. “I’m single. I’m not the first doctor to screw one of his patients, and I won’t be the last. So what’s the big deal?”

    “But, Sam, you’re a veterinarian!”
     
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  2. lepit

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    lepit - Replied Oct 11, 2003

    Oh, I get it. He wants to fuck him up the ass.:lol:
     
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  3. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave 12oz Senior Member

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    Coffie Crave - Replied Oct 11, 2003

    Rookie's
     
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  4. lepit

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    lepit - Replied Oct 11, 2003

    Peep the registration date. Also, learn to spell, you fucking toy faggot.
     
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  5. Scum Delight

    Scum Delight New Jack

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    Scum Delight - Replied Oct 11, 2003

    oh shit my bad people i forgot to put the last part of the joke ill fix it now

    how am i a toy? all i did was post a joke
     
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    lepit - Replied Oct 11, 2003

    not you
     
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    BAMBOOZLED - Replied Oct 11, 2003

    So a Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin,
    The bartender says "Hey buddy, what's with the wheel?"
    And the Pirate says "Yar, it's driving me nuts."
     
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