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Scum Delight

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A doctor is caught having sex with one of his patients, and within minutes the whole hospital is talking about it. Later that day he’s cornered by an administrator, who says, “Rumor has it you had sex with a patient. I demand an explanation.”

 

“Look,” says the doc. “I’m single. I’m not the first doctor to screw one of his patients, and I won’t be the last. So what’s the big deal?”

 

“But, Sam, you’re a veterinarian!”

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So a Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his groin,

The bartender says "Hey buddy, what's with the wheel?"

And the Pirate says "Yar, it's driving me nuts."

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